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Old 08-09-2008, 01:00 AM   #1
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Default Old classic joke with multiple endings, take your pick.

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

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To get to the other side!

To prove he wasn't chicken!

To hitchhike!

Because he was suicidal!

Because he was stupid!

To see what he could see!

He didn't cross the road, he got about half-way across and WHAM, fresh roadkill.
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Default Re: Old classic joke with multiple endings, take your pick.

My favorite answer to that:

Because the light turned green.
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Default Re: Old classic joke with multiple endings, take your pick.

Ha Ha He He Ho Ho Ha He Ho Ha He Ho Ha......

And I thought MY jokes were bad.
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