Nympho Convention

Neflhiem · 08-07-2008, 02:56 PM

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.

He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.

Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, 'Business trip or pleasure?'

She turned, smiled and said, 'Business, I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston'.

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen, with a Barbie-doll figure sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphos!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked 'What's your business role at this convention?'

'Lecturer,' she responded, 'I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.'

'Really?' he said. 'and what kind of myths are there?'

'Well, she explained, one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.'

Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.'

I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.'

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. 'I'm sorry,' she said, I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you, I don't even know your name.'

'Tonto,' the man said, 'Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba.'

groundpounder · 08-07-2008, 02:58 PM

classic

teh_fuzz · 08-07-2008, 02:59 PM

Smooooooth Operata'

Mystic · 08-07-2008, 03:11 PM

hahahaha!

c_squared · 08-07-2008, 03:32 PM

very funny

mullins · 08-07-2008, 04:49 PM

Great stuff!

panda4950 · 08-07-2008, 09:24 PM

haha :]

SouthOfHeaven · 08-07-2008, 09:28 PM

niiiiice!!

dazner · 08-09-2008, 02:11 AM

HAH...

AnitaBeer · 08-09-2008, 11:57 AM

Great post! lol

The Joker · 08-16-2008, 07:15 AM

I will have to remember that one LOL.

08-07-2008, 02:56 PM	#1
Neflhiem Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: right behind you. Posts: 540 Tokenz: 6,052	Nympho Convention A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, 'Business trip or pleasure?' She turned, smiled and said, 'Business, I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston'. He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen, with a Barbie-doll figure sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphos! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked 'What's your business role at this convention?' 'Lecturer,' she responded, 'I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.' 'Really?' he said. 'and what kind of myths are there?' 'Well, she explained, one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.' Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.' I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.' Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. 'I'm sorry,' she said, I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you, I don't even know your name.' 'Tonto,' the man said, 'Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba.' __________________

08-07-2008, 02:59 PM	#3
teh_fuzz Want a mushroom stamp??? Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 2,833 Tokenz: 35,103	Re: Nympho Convention Smooooooth Operata' __________________ FoxMulder In Disguise

08-07-2008, 03:11 PM	#4
Mystic OTz's Typo Queen Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Can'ar'da, Eh. Posts: 3,533 Tokenz: 19,607	Re: Nympho Convention hahahaha! __________________

08-07-2008, 03:32 PM	#5
c_squared V.I.P User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: canada Posts: 1,021 Tokenz: 1,920	Re: Nympho Convention very funny __________________

08-07-2008, 04:49 PM	#6
mullins Junior Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 25 Tokenz: 500	Re: Nympho Convention Great stuff! __________________ Group Cycling Tips

08-07-2008, 09:24 PM	#7
panda4950 Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: WI Posts: 38 Tokenz: 813	Re: Nympho Convention haha :] __________________ You're awefully small to be so hugely irritating.

08-07-2008, 09:28 PM	#8
SouthOfHeaven Anti-Social Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Why do you wanna know? STALKER! Posts: 10,808 Tokenz: 7,789	Re: Nympho Convention niiiiice!! __________________ *May all your ups and* downs be in *bed*.

08-09-2008, 02:11 AM	#9
dazner Who you'd like to be! Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 3,574 Tokenz: 4,819	Re: Nympho Convention HAH... __________________ Wanna Get Away? I'm a Rapper, Father and Husband which means a Poet, Leader and ATM

08-09-2008, 11:57 AM	#10
AnitaBeer Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Sioux Falls, SD Posts: 1,238 Tokenz: 13,577	Re: Nympho Convention Great post! lol __________________ Men are like a deck of playing cards...you need: A heart to love him A diamond to marry him A club to smash his head in, and A spade to bury the bastard!

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