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Old 08-07-2008, 02:35 AM   #1
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Default A Blonde Ice-Fishing

A couple of tourists decide to try ice-fishing in Minnesota.

They go out on the ice, and there is a blonde out there ahead of them with a pile of fish beside her. They say "hi" to her and she just smiles at them shyly. They chop a hole in the ice nearby, and try for over an hour, with no luck.

Finally one the tourist turns to the blonde and says: "How are you doing it? We can't even get a bite!" To which she replies: "Hoo aff due weap boo hurms oom!"

The guy doesn't get it and says to his buddy "What did she say? I know they talk funny up here, but I didn't understand a word!" His buddy says, "I don't know either! Ask her again"

"Can you repeat that, miss? I didn't understand." She replies "Hoo aff due weap boo hurms oom!" He says "Miss; I still can't understand. It sounds like you've got something in your mouth. Maybe you could talk really slow?" At that, the blond spits out a mouthful into her mitten and says, "You have too keep your worms warm!"
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thats funny
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