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| Member Join Date: Jul 2008
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Tokenz: 519 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | These kind of people drive me absolutely insane. This video clip will disgust you... Here I thought Benny Hinn was bad...this guy takes the cake. |
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| Hilbilly Deluxe Senior Staff Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: On A Milk Carton
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Tokenz: 28,174 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | I have a funny little anecdote along these lines: One day a guy at my old location walks into my office (right past my secretary mind you) stdns by me and show me a picture of this guy he's going to see, he's a "faith healer" and this guy I am working with has informed me that this guy was going to heal his diabetes. So I look at the picture for a second....and I notice something... I said..."Hey.....you see something wrong with this picture?" the guy says "Ummm no...not really" I say "This guy is bald......" He says "And....?" "Well......are you sure you can trust a guy who says he can cure your diabetes but cannot muster up enough of Gods power to grow his hair back?" Silence hung in the air for what seemes like an eternity... He grabbed his picture and stormed out of my office and turned back to me and said "Vanity is a sin in the lords eyes" I said...."Sure..." shrugged my shoulders and shut my door and practically fell out of my chair laughing for about ten minutes. I hated to steal that guys hope...But COME THE FUCK ON |
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| Member Join Date: Jul 2008
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Tokenz: 519 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | LOL...Bad Boy...great story! ![]() |
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| Newbie Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: North Wales, UK
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Tokenz: 593 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | i personnaly do not believe in faith healers anyway so it doesnt matter to me.
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| Member Join Date: Jul 2008
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| Want a mushroom stamp??? Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Houston, Texas
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Tokenz: 35,103 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Those guys are all phony... and not to insult those that believe in them but CMN, faith healing? I mean I believe that some faith on a higher being will give you a bit of health, if anything mental peace and or physical health through mental peace but something that drastic? you srsly gotta be kidding me
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| Oral Professor Emeritus Staff Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Bangladesh
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Tokenz: 125,561 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | The Flying Holy Knee. New MMA move. But the guy wasn't forced up on the stage, right? Err, maybe he was.... Call me crazy, but if I have stage 4 metastatic colon cancer, take me to the oncologist that God granted the knowledge and the talent to help me fight it, not some fruitcake TV personality. And those too ignorant to know the difference? You tell me - do they deserve to be kicked in the gut? prolly not, but they wouldn't get kicked in their cancer-infested gut if they were at the doctor's office....
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| King Of Cunts Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Harlow, Essex, England
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Tokenz: 111,802 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Whys this even in the religious section? I peronally think religion is bullshit but this is even an insult to that!
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| Still a newbie Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Hill Valley
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Tokenz: 1,065 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | The bottom line is......was the guy healed? |
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| Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Edinburgh
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| OTz's Typo Queen Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Can'ar'da, Eh.
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Tokenz: 19,607 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | lmao...the things people will do all in the name of faith and god.... retards.
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| Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: VB,FL
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Tokenz: 5,236 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | "you felt a quivering" yeah i think my colon would be quivering too if i got kneed in the lower colon area... i think i would be scooping shit outta my undies too...!
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| OTz's Typo Queen Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Can'ar'da, Eh.
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Tokenz: 19,607 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Quote:
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| Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: VB,FL
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Tokenz: 5,236 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Quote:
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