Go Back   Offtopicz > Off Topic > Philosophy & Debate > Religion

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 07-30-2008, 09:35 AM   #1
Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 467
Tokenz: 519
valley is on a distinguished roadvalley is on a distinguished roadvalley is on a distinguished roadvalley is on a distinguished roadvalley is on a distinguished roadvalley is on a distinguished roadvalley is on a distinguished roadvalley is on a distinguished roadvalley is on a distinguished roadvalley is on a distinguished roadvalley is on a distinguished road
Angry Disgusting Video of Phony "faith healer" Todd Bentley

These kind of people drive me absolutely insane. This video clip will disgust you...



Here I thought Benny Hinn was bad...this guy takes the cake.
valley is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-2008, 10:03 AM   #2
Hilbilly Deluxe
Senior Staff
 
BadBoy@TheWheel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: On A Milk Carton
Posts: 15,047
Tokenz: 28,174
BadBoy@TheWheel is a jewel in the roughBadBoy@TheWheel is a jewel in the roughBadBoy@TheWheel is a jewel in the roughBadBoy@TheWheel is a jewel in the roughBadBoy@TheWheel is a jewel in the roughBadBoy@TheWheel is a jewel in the roughBadBoy@TheWheel is a jewel in the roughBadBoy@TheWheel is a jewel in the roughBadBoy@TheWheel is a jewel in the roughBadBoy@TheWheel is a jewel in the roughBadBoy@TheWheel is a jewel in the rough
Default Re: Disgusting Video of Phony "faith healer" Todd Bentley

I have a funny little anecdote along these lines:

One day a guy at my old location walks into my office (right past my secretary mind you) stdns by me and show me a picture of this guy he's going to see, he's a "faith healer" and this guy I am working with has informed me that this guy was going to heal his diabetes.

So I look at the picture for a second....and I notice something...

I said..."Hey.....you see something wrong with this picture?"

the guy says "Ummm no...not really"

I say "This guy is bald......"

He says "And....?"

"Well......are you sure you can trust a guy who says he can cure your diabetes but cannot muster up enough of Gods power to grow his hair back?"

Silence hung in the air for what seemes like an eternity...

He grabbed his picture and stormed out of my office and turned back to me and said "Vanity is a sin in the lords eyes"

I said...."Sure..." shrugged my shoulders and shut my door and practically fell out of my chair laughing for about ten minutes.

I hated to steal that guys hope...But COME THE FUCK ON
__________________
Charter Member of The Conservatives In Exile 11/5/2008
BadBoy@TheWheel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-2008, 10:07 AM   #3
Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 467
Tokenz: 519
valley is on a distinguished roadvalley is on a distinguished roadvalley is on a distinguished roadvalley is on a distinguished roadvalley is on a distinguished roadvalley is on a distinguished roadvalley is on a distinguished roadvalley is on a distinguished roadvalley is on a distinguished roadvalley is on a distinguished roadvalley is on a distinguished road
Default Re: Disgusting Video of Phony "faith healer" Todd Bentley

LOL...Bad Boy...great story!
valley is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-25-2008, 04:48 PM   #4
Who you'd like to be!
 
dazner's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 3,574
Tokenz: 4,818
dazner will become famous soon enoughdazner will become famous soon enoughdazner will become famous soon enoughdazner will become famous soon enoughdazner will become famous soon enoughdazner will become famous soon enoughdazner will become famous soon enoughdazner will become famous soon enoughdazner will become famous soon enoughdazner will become famous soon enoughdazner will become famous soon enough
Default Re: Disgusting Video of Phony "faith healer" Todd Bentley

that guy is an idiot...but just my OP..
__________________
Wanna Get Away?



I'm a Rapper, Father and Husband
which means a Poet, Leader and ATM
dazner is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-16-2008, 12:00 PM   #5
Newbie
 
Davidspud92's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: North Wales, UK
Posts: 27
Tokenz: 593
Davidspud92 is an unknown quantity at this pointDavidspud92 is an unknown quantity at this pointDavidspud92 is an unknown quantity at this pointDavidspud92 is an unknown quantity at this pointDavidspud92 is an unknown quantity at this pointDavidspud92 is an unknown quantity at this pointDavidspud92 is an unknown quantity at this pointDavidspud92 is an unknown quantity at this pointDavidspud92 is an unknown quantity at this point
Default Re: Disgusting Video of Phony "faith healer" Todd Bentley

i personnaly do not believe in faith healers anyway so it doesnt matter to me.
__________________
"Personnaly im always ready to learn, although i do not always like being taught."
Sir winston churchill
Davidspud92 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-16-2008, 08:49 PM   #6
Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 467
Tokenz: 519
valley is on a distinguished roadvalley is on a distinguished roadvalley is on a distinguished roadvalley is on a distinguished roadvalley is on a distinguished roadvalley is on a distinguished roadvalley is on a distinguished roadvalley is on a distinguished roadvalley is on a distinguished roadvalley is on a distinguished roadvalley is on a distinguished road
Default Re: Disgusting Video of Phony "faith healer" Todd Bentley

Quote:
Originally Posted by Davidspud92 View Post
i personnaly do not believe in faith healers anyway so it doesnt matter to me.
I dont believe in "faith healers" either. But this guy kicking a man with cancer in the stomach really made me see red. In the name of God, my eye!
valley is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-16-2008, 09:15 PM   #7
Want a mushroom stamp???
 
teh_fuzz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Houston, Texas
Posts: 2,833
Tokenz: 35,103
teh_fuzz will become famous soon enoughteh_fuzz will become famous soon enoughteh_fuzz will become famous soon enoughteh_fuzz will become famous soon enoughteh_fuzz will become famous soon enoughteh_fuzz will become famous soon enoughteh_fuzz will become famous soon enoughteh_fuzz will become famous soon enoughteh_fuzz will become famous soon enoughteh_fuzz will become famous soon enoughteh_fuzz will become famous soon enough
Default Re: Disgusting Video of Phony "faith healer" Todd Bentley

Those guys are all phony... and not to insult those that believe in them but CMN, faith healing? I mean I believe that some faith on a higher being will give you a bit of health, if anything mental peace and or physical health through mental peace but something that drastic?

you srsly gotta be kidding me
__________________


FoxMulder In Disguise
teh_fuzz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-17-2008, 02:57 AM   #8
Oral Professor Emeritus
Staff
 
groundpounder's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Bangladesh
Posts: 7,393
Tokenz: 125,561
groundpounder has a spectacular aura aboutgroundpounder has a spectacular aura aboutgroundpounder has a spectacular aura aboutgroundpounder has a spectacular aura aboutgroundpounder has a spectacular aura aboutgroundpounder has a spectacular aura aboutgroundpounder has a spectacular aura aboutgroundpounder has a spectacular aura aboutgroundpounder has a spectacular aura aboutgroundpounder has a spectacular aura aboutgroundpounder has a spectacular aura about
Default Re: Disgusting Video of Phony "faith healer" Todd Bentley

The Flying Holy Knee. New MMA move.

But the guy wasn't forced up on the stage, right? Err, maybe he was....

Call me crazy, but if I have stage 4 metastatic colon cancer, take me to the oncologist that God granted the knowledge and the talent to help me fight it, not some fruitcake TV personality. And those too ignorant to know the difference? You tell me - do they deserve to be kicked in the gut?
prolly not, but they wouldn't get kicked in their cancer-infested gut if they were at the doctor's office....
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Natasha View Post
Everybody needs a good hard fucking every once in a while.
Quote:
Originally Posted by vshayes View Post
Because believe me... I deserve some good booty!
Quote:
Originally Posted by VegasVixen View Post
...nothing better than the smell of skank.
Judge not, lest ye be judged
groundpounder is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-17-2008, 03:08 AM   #9
King Of Cunts
 
Peter Parka's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Harlow, Essex, England
Posts: 23,277
Tokenz: 111,802
Peter Parka is a jewel in the roughPeter Parka is a jewel in the roughPeter Parka is a jewel in the roughPeter Parka is a jewel in the roughPeter Parka is a jewel in the roughPeter Parka is a jewel in the roughPeter Parka is a jewel in the roughPeter Parka is a jewel in the roughPeter Parka is a jewel in the roughPeter Parka is a jewel in the roughPeter Parka is a jewel in the rough
Default Re: Disgusting Video of Phony "faith healer" Todd Bentley

Whys this even in the religious section? I peronally think religion is bullshit but this is even an insult to that!
__________________
Peter Parka is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-17-2008, 12:19 PM   #10
Still a newbie
 
PinkZebra's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Hill Valley
Posts: 78
Tokenz: 1,065
PinkZebra is an unknown quantity at this pointPinkZebra is an unknown quantity at this pointPinkZebra is an unknown quantity at this pointPinkZebra is an unknown quantity at this pointPinkZebra is an unknown quantity at this pointPinkZebra is an unknown quantity at this point
Default Re: Disgusting Video of Phony "faith healer" Todd Bentley

The bottom line is......was the guy healed?
PinkZebra is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-17-2008, 12:26 PM   #11
Member
 
pinkporridge's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Edinburgh
Posts: 900
Tokenz: 12,799
pinkporridge is on a distinguished roadpinkporridge is on a distinguished roadpinkporridge is on a distinguished roadpinkporridge is on a distinguished roadpinkporridge is on a distinguished roadpinkporridge is on a distinguished roadpinkporridge is on a distinguished roadpinkporridge is on a distinguished roadpinkporridge is on a distinguished roadpinkporridge is on a distinguished roadpinkporridge is on a distinguished road
Default Re: Disgusting Video of Phony "faith healer" Todd Bentley

Quote:
Originally Posted by PinkZebra View Post
The bottom line is......was the guy healed?
its doubtful
pinkporridge is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-17-2008, 01:17 PM   #12
OTz's Typo Queen
 
Mystic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Can'ar'da, Eh.
Posts: 3,533
Tokenz: 19,607
Mystic has a spectacular aura aboutMystic has a spectacular aura aboutMystic has a spectacular aura aboutMystic has a spectacular aura aboutMystic has a spectacular aura aboutMystic has a spectacular aura aboutMystic has a spectacular aura aboutMystic has a spectacular aura aboutMystic has a spectacular aura aboutMystic has a spectacular aura aboutMystic has a spectacular aura about
Default Re: Disgusting Video of Phony "faith healer" Todd Bentley

lmao...the things people will do all in the name of faith and god.... retards.
__________________


Mystic is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-17-2008, 01:23 PM   #13
Member
 
sierrabravo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: VB,FL
Posts: 448
Tokenz: 5,236
sierrabravo is on a distinguished roadsierrabravo is on a distinguished roadsierrabravo is on a distinguished roadsierrabravo is on a distinguished roadsierrabravo is on a distinguished roadsierrabravo is on a distinguished roadsierrabravo is on a distinguished roadsierrabravo is on a distinguished roadsierrabravo is on a distinguished roadsierrabravo is on a distinguished roadsierrabravo is on a distinguished road
Default Re: Disgusting Video of Phony "faith healer" Todd Bentley

"you felt a quivering" yeah i think my colon would be quivering too if i got kneed in the lower colon area... i think i would be scooping shit outta my undies too...!
__________________
"The sarlacc found me somewhat indigestible." ―Boba Fett
sierrabravo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-17-2008, 01:31 PM   #14
OTz's Typo Queen
 
Mystic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Can'ar'da, Eh.
Posts: 3,533
Tokenz: 19,607
Mystic has a spectacular aura aboutMystic has a spectacular aura aboutMystic has a spectacular aura aboutMystic has a spectacular aura aboutMystic has a spectacular aura aboutMystic has a spectacular aura aboutMystic has a spectacular aura aboutMystic has a spectacular aura aboutMystic has a spectacular aura aboutMystic has a spectacular aura aboutMystic has a spectacular aura about
Default Re: Disgusting Video of Phony "faith healer" Todd Bentley

Quote:
Originally Posted by sierrabravo View Post
"you felt a quivering" yeah i think my colon would be quivering too if i got kneed in the lower colon area... i think i would be scooping shit outta my undies too...!
__________________


Mystic is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-17-2008, 01:31 PM   #15
Member
 
sierrabravo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: VB,FL
Posts: 448
Tokenz: 5,236
sierrabravo is on a distinguished roadsierrabravo is on a distinguished roadsierrabravo is on a distinguished roadsierrabravo is on a distinguished roadsierrabravo is on a distinguished roadsierrabravo is on a distinguished roadsierrabravo is on a distinguished roadsierrabravo is on a distinguished roadsierrabravo is on a distinguished roadsierrabravo is on a distinguished roadsierrabravo is on a distinguished road
Default Re: Disgusting Video of Phony "faith healer" Todd Bentley

Quote:
Originally Posted by groundpounder View Post
The Flying Holy Knee. New MMA move.

But the guy wasn't forced up on the stage, right? Err, maybe he was....
the guy probably went up willingly cuz i've never seen them do anything other than the touch on the forehead thing. Falcon Punch!
__________________
"The sarlacc found me somewhat indigestible." ―Boba Fett
sierrabravo is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
SEO by vBSEO 3.1.0 ©2007, Crawlability, Inc.
vBCredits v1.4 Copyright ©2007 - 2008, PixelFX Studios
Design by HTWoRKS