Haus

I found them searching around the net. Doubt these are real laws but i thought it was funny and interesting.

In Texas, it's against the law for anyone to have a pair of pliers in his or her possession.

In Philadelphia, you can't put pretzels in bags based on an Act of 1760.

Alaska law says that you can't look at a moose from an airplane.

In Corpus Christie, Texas, it is illegal to raise alligators in your home.

In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal.

It is against the law to mispronounce the name of the State of Arkansas in that State.

In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel.

California law prohibits a woman from driving a car while dressed in a housecoat.

In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven.

In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping.

In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile.

In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage.

In Georgia, it is against the law to slap a man on the back or front.

A barber is not to advertise prices in the State of Georgia.

In Louisiana, a bill was introduced years ago in the State House of Representatives that fixed a ceiling on haircuts for bald men of 25 cents.

In Oklahoma, no baseball team can hit the ball over the fence or out of a ballpark.

In Kentucky, it's the law that a person must take a bath once a year.

In Utah, birds have the right of way on any public highway.

In Ohio, one must have a license to keep a bear.

In Tennessee, a law exists which prohibits the sale of bologna (sandwich meat) on Sunday.

In Virginia, the Code of 1930 has a statute which prohibits corrupt practices or bribery by any person other than political candidates.

In Providence, Rhode Island, it is against the law to jump off a bridge.

In the State of Kansas, you're not allowed to drive a buffalo through a street.

In Florida, it is against the law to put livestock on a school bus.

In New Jersey, cabbage can't be sold on Sunday.

In North Carolina, it is against the law for dogs and cats to fight.

In Singapore, it is illegal to chew gum.

In Cleveland, Ohio, it is unlawful to leave chewing gum in public places.

In Virginia, chickens cannot lay eggs before 8:00 a.m., and must be done before 4:00 p.m.

In New York, it is against the law for children to pick up or collect cigarette and cigar butts.

In Massachusetts, it is against the law to put tomatos in clam chowder.

In Washington State, you can't carry a concealed weapon that is over 6 feet in length.

In San Francisco, there is an ordinance, which bans the picking up and throwing of used confetti.

In Kentucky, it is illegal for a merchant to force a person into his place of business for the purpose of making a sale.

It is against the law in Connecticut for a man to write love letters to a girl whose mother or father has forbidden the relationship.

In Michigan, married couples must live together or be imprisoned.

In Phoenix, Arizona, you can't walk through a hotel lobby with spurs on.

In California, a law created in 1925 makes it illegal to wiggle while dancing.

In Utah, daylight must be visible between dancing couples.

In Michigan, it is against the law for a lady to lift her skirt more than 6 inches while walking through a mud puddle.

In North Carolina, it is against the law for a rabbit to race down the street.

In Georgia, it's against the law to spread a false rumor.

In West Virginia, one can't cook sauerkraut or cabbage due to the odors and the offence is subject to imprisonment.

In Missouri, a man must have a permit to shave.

The law states that more than 3000 sheep cannot be herded down Hollywood Blvd. at any one time.

In Texas, it is still a "hanging offense" to steal cattle.

__________________
God, Grant us the serenity to accept the things we can't,

The Courage to change the things we can,

and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people me and Kate had to stab cause they really pissed us off!!

vshayes

my god.. I think they need to revise the laws!

__________________

RecklessTim

I like this law the best

__________________

Haus

yeah they do if there real but these laws are so ridiculous i highly doubt there true. somebody probally just made them up as a joke

__________________
God, Grant us the serenity to accept the things we can't,

The Courage to change the things we can,

and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people me and Kate had to stab cause they really pissed us off!!

TheOriginalJames

A lot of those laws were voted into effect before our grandparents were born.

They made perfect sense back then, but don't have any relevance to today's world, and are hardly upheld.

Hurt911gen

In Utah, daylight must be visible between dancing couples.

fuck that shit...

__________________

cage

It is against the law to mispronounce the name of the State of Arkansas in that State.

The fuck law? :gay

__________________

Please click and join.

lemon

um, yes, ill take a sniper rifle equipped with a 6.5ft scope

Go Go Guncon Fighter

O RLY?

I've immitated a animal in Miami, that makes me a criminal ryght?

__________________

cage

Yeah I think you were on America's Most wanted.

__________________

Please click and join.

Mrs Behavin

Did you know that in Arkansas it it legal to beat your wife as long as its only once a month! I am serious as a heart attack!

__________________

lemon

hmm, "heart attack" broguht back a nice memory..

UncleBacon

looks like I have some moving to do....j/k

__________________
you look like a retarded slingblade

ph33rlus

the craziest thing is the common fact that a clause in the new bush administration initiated patriot act deems anyone who breaks any US state law a terrorist.

so if you live in Texas, and you own pliers you better look out before the terrorist police chuck you in a concentration camp.

like these laws, bush is such a fucken joke.

hhayes

some of that shit is just a little crazy.....