Big dick jokes (sort of vulgar)

Seasquatch · 07-18-2008, 01:42 AM

So, I was working the other day, and we started to come up with jokes about how big our dicks were. This originally (as far as I know) started with an old routine Drew Carey used to do. I would like to challenge everybody to post any that you make up. Here are some of the more memorable ones we came up with.

My dick is so big it has it's own drivers license.

My dick is so big I can use it to drive in the HOV lane.

My dick is so big it has it's own satellite.

My dick is so big I can turn it inside out and use it as a sleeping bag.

My dick is so big when erect it is used to keep the Mongols out of China.

My dick is so big it has it's own dick.

My dick is so big my dick's dick is bigger than your dick.

My dick is so big it has it's own gravitational pull.

My dick is so big it has it's own area code.

My dick is so big it has sideburns.

My dick is so big it has a moustache.

My dick is so big it gets it's own vote.

My dick is so big you can see it from space with the naked eye.

My dick is so big it can dunk.

My dick is so big it has sleep apnea.

My dick is so big I can use the Eiffel Tower for a french tickler.

That's probably enough for now, I will probably post more later. I can't wait to see peoples responses.

Hans · 07-18-2008, 04:20 AM

hahahaha what?

Those arent even clever but I still laughed. I can make one myself.
My dick is so big you could fit a kickball field on it.

wednesday · 07-18-2008, 06:04 AM

My philosophy is when men say their penis's are big....they normally have tic tac dicks!!...so, "my dicks so small i use tweezers to for sexual release"

Zorak · 07-18-2008, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Seasquatch

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My dick is so big it has it's own gravitational pull.

^^^^ OH yesh!

Women try to run away, but Newton and me keep them within arms - uh, i mean cocks reach

Hans · 07-18-2008, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by wednesday

My philosophy is when men say their penis's are big....they normally have tic tac dicks!!...so, "my dicks so small i use tweezers to for sexual release"

is the plural of penis penises or peni?

wednesday · 07-18-2008, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Hans

is the plural of penis penises or peni?

take ur pick?? and stop being so bloody picky!

Seasquatch · 07-19-2008, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by wednesday

My philosophy is when men say their penis's are big....they normally have tic tac dicks!!...so, "my dicks so small i use tweezers to for sexual release"

I thought of a good one after I posted; My dick is so small I sit around all day at work moking up jokes about how big it is.

SYN · 07-19-2008, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Seasquatch

My dick is so big my dick's dick is bigger than your dick.

pretty big dick

Zorak · 07-19-2008, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Hans

is the plural of penis penises or peni?

Penises, oddly enough.

Hans · 07-19-2008, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by wednesday

take ur pick?? and stop being so bloody picky!

I NEED TO KNOW THE TRUtH!

wednesday · 07-19-2008, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Zorak

Penises, oddly enough.

Well theres the truth!!

skyblue · 07-19-2008, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Hans

is the plural of penis penises or peni?

penii

skyblue · 07-19-2008, 06:55 PM

my dick scares no woman

Hans · 07-19-2008, 10:21 PM

Is it penii or penises

I r confuzed

DaveM · 07-24-2008, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by wednesday

take ur prick?? and stop being so bloody picky!

FIXED!

I has a small penis

07-18-2008, 01:42 AM	#1
Seasquatch Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 2 Tokenz: 330	Big dick jokes (sort of vulgar) So, I was working the other day, and we started to come up with jokes about how big our dicks were. This originally (as far as I know) started with an old routine Drew Carey used to do. I would like to challenge everybody to post any that you make up. Here are some of the more memorable ones we came up with. My dick is so big it has it's own drivers license. My dick is so big I can use it to drive in the HOV lane. My dick is so big it has it's own satellite. My dick is so big I can turn it inside out and use it as a sleeping bag. My dick is so big when erect it is used to keep the Mongols out of China. My dick is so big it has it's own dick. My dick is so big my dick's dick is bigger than your dick. My dick is so big it has it's own gravitational pull. My dick is so big it has it's own area code. My dick is so big it has sideburns. My dick is so big it has a moustache. My dick is so big it gets it's own vote. My dick is so big you can see it from space with the naked eye. My dick is so big it can dunk. My dick is so big it has sleep apnea. My dick is so big I can use the Eiffel Tower for a french tickler. That's probably enough for now, I will probably post more later. I can't wait to see peoples responses.

07-18-2008, 04:20 AM	#2
Hans Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,610 Tokenz: 16,960	Re: Big dick jokes (sort of vulgar) hahahaha what? Those arent even clever but I still laughed. I can make one myself. My dick is so big you could fit a kickball field on it. __________________

07-19-2008, 06:55 PM	#13
skyblue someone needs a life Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: in a depressed state Posts: 10,637 Tokenz: 51,895	Re: Big dick jokes (sort of vulgar) my dick scares no woman __________________ $C:\Users\ian\Pictures\gp copy.jpg$ SHAKE YOUR MONEY MAKER BABY SMOKE IF YOU'VE GOT IT

07-19-2008, 10:21 PM	#14
Hans Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,610 Tokenz: 16,960	Re: Big dick jokes (sort of vulgar) Is it penii or penises I r confuzed __________________

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