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Old 07-24-2008, 12:50 PM   #16
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I has a small penis
you changed my quote!!cheeky!!!but clever
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Old 07-24-2008, 12:59 PM   #17
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you changed my quote!!cheeky!!!but clever
lol, I aim to please
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Old 07-24-2008, 01:30 PM   #18
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take ur pick?? and stop being so bloody picky!
please refrain from using "bloody," "penis," and "picky" in the same thread.

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Old 07-24-2008, 02:39 PM   #19
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please refrain from using "bloody," "penis," and "picky" in the same thread.

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????????????..um....1) i didnt write penis
2)whats wrong with bloody and picky??..am i missing some sort of private joke? im confused
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????????????..um....1) i didnt write penis
2)whats wrong with bloody and picky??..am i missing some sort of private joke? im confused
if you prick a penis, it bleeds, and hurts. thats what he was getting at.
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Old 07-24-2008, 05:46 PM   #21
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omg im sooo thick!!!! of course.<<<duhhhh
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I heard one that's maybe kind of good...

[ guy talking ] My dick is so big that I can swallow an acorn, and out cums an oak tree. [ /guy talking ]
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omg...lol ya that is good Breath...hahaha
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MyLeft Leg Isnt Really A Leg... Its A Penis!
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My dick so big I have to use a sleeping bag as a condom.
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This thread is incredibly, and failingly, stupid.
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This thread is incredibly, and failingly, stupid.


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better than a small fail at least
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