Temperamental

Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
Cause he was caught with seaweed.

hahaha.

okay

(survey)


Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?
YES!

What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated?
20 something ish

Ever been in a car wreck?
Yep

Have you ever been on a blind date?
Omg no, i would never, freaking scary bastards

Are looks important?
veeryyy

Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more??
Only one, (best friend)

By what age would you like to be married?
27, IF I find mr. right, who treats me like a queen

Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?
yes

Have you ever made a mistake?
Oh no, I'm persistent to perfection

Are you a good tipper?
yes, 3 cents, hehe jk

What's the most you have spent for a haircut?
30 bucks and it was NOT worth it, bastard fucked up my hair

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
ohhhh yeahhhh

Have you ever peed in public?
in a public restroom

What song do you want played at your funeral?
http://thebardstale.com/soundtrack%5...itle%20mix.mp3

Would you tell your parents if you were gay?
yes

What would your last meal be before getting executed?
my nails, prolly

Beatles or Stones?
bones

If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?
you

Beer, wine or hard liquor?
none

Do you have any phobias?
yes, im afriad of spiders and the dark

What are your plans for the future?
to go to sleep

Do you walk around the house naked?
BWAHAHAA NO

If you were an animal what would you be?
Hyena, gotta love em

Hair color you like on someone you're dating?
brown or black or red

Would you rather be blind or deaf?
deaf

Do you have any special talents?
yes but if I tell you what they are I could be banned

What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?
walk in the house

Do you like horror or comedy?
BOTH! nah comedy

Are you missing anyone?
sadly, yes *SIGH*

If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you do?
ew fuck off

Where do you want to live when you are old?
heaven

Who is the person you can count on the most?
me

What did you dream last night?
i didnt sleep last night

Are you named after anyone?
NO, im too great

What is your favorite drink?
waTAR

Have you ever been in love?
oh yes, plenty

Do you sing in the shower?
Muahhaaa, yes, i must spread my talent all over

Have you ever been arrested?
by moi

How was your day, what did you do?
woke up around 1 pm-ish...got on otz, went out, came home, wrote story, otzed some more....

Have you ever caught a fish?
fuckoff

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Stella

Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?
no

What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated?
17 years

Ever been in a car wreck?
yes

Have you ever been on a blind date?
yes

Are looks important?
yes

Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more??
yes

By what age would you like to be married?
25 - d'oh!

Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?
sometimes

Have you ever made a mistake?
no

Are you a good tipper?
depends

What's the most you have spent for a haircut?
$75

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
yes

Have you ever peed in public?
Yes, but I'm NOT the type.
It was at a Fleetwood Mac concert and I was desperate.

What song do you want played at your funeral?
iono

Would you tell your parents if you were gay?
eventually

What would your last meal be before getting executed?
3 lobsters, prime rib - medium rare, loaded baked potato, halva, chocolate cake, chocolate malt... prolly other stuff too and yes, I'd cram all that down mah throat.

Beatles or Stones?
Beatles

If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?
a sick, homeless man with no family and no hope

Beer, wine or hard liquor?
liquor

Do you have any phobias?
roaches

What are your plans for the future?
hahahahahahahaaaahahaha

Do you walk around the house naked?
yes

If you were an animal what would you be?
tiger

Hair color you like on someone you're dating?
dark

Would you rather be blind or deaf?


Do you have any special talents?
sing, interior decorating when I care, hair

What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?
talk to / love on mah doggie

Do you like horror or comedy?
yes

Are you missing anyone?
all the time

If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you do?
Sandra Bullock w/long hair, me.

Where do you want to live when you are old?
beach

Who is the person you can count on the most?
Mom

What did you dream last night?
can't remember

Are you named after anyone?
no

What is your favorite drink?
right now, coffee

Have you ever been in love?
yes

Do you sing in the shower?
not unless I'm extraordinarily happy

Have you ever been arrested?
no

How was your day, what did you do?
I just woke up so iono

Have you ever caught a fish?
Yes! Saltwater fishing <3

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DaveM

Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?
No

What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated?
only 2 years

Ever been in a car wreck?
Yes

Have you ever been on a blind date?
nope (and deffo not now anyway

Are looks important?
not the be all and end all, but do play a part

Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more??
only my mate Ben, more of a big brother to me than a mate, lol, known him 12 years

By what age would you like to be married?
whenever Katy and I can set a date

Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?
No

Have you ever made a mistake?
Many

Are you a good tipper?
Yes

What's the most you have spent for a haircut?
last time I paid for a haircut was 5 years ago, so I can't remember

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
yes, my history teacher Miss Monk

Have you ever peed in public?
yup, was very drunk

What song do you want played at your funeral?
oops I did it again (te children of Bodom version)

Would you tell your parents if you were gay?
yes

What would your last meal be before getting executed?
not sure, but something with as many courses as possible

Beatles or Stones?
Stones

If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?
My Dad

Beer, wine or hard liquor?
Beer

Do you have any phobias?
Claustrophobic, and scared of wasps

What are your plans for the future?
Katy and I wasnt kids at some point, get rich

Do you walk around the house naked?
Yes

If you were an animal what would you be?
a Bar neck scrub python (mean bastards lol)

Hair color you like on someone you're dating?
Red

Would you rather be blind or deaf?
not sure, neither

Do you have any special talents?
Artistically gifted (painting, writing and musically)

What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?
shed my tee shirt if there's no company

Do you like horror or comedy?
Both

Are you missing anyone?
Yes, right now, Katy

If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you do?
Dave Navarro from Jane's addiction, that bloke is hot, I mean erm, >.>

Where do you want to live when you are old?
Brisbane again

Who is the person you can count on the most?
Katy

What did you dream last night?
i didnt sleep

Are you named after anyone?
No

What is your favorite drink?
Coffee

Have you ever been in love?
Only once, and that's right now

Do you sing in the shower?
Yup

Have you ever been arrested?
Nope, to clever to get caught

How was your day, what did you do?
got out of bed, made lots of coffee, came on here

Have you ever caught a fish?
yup, many, my record is 130 in one day

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NRobles

Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?
no ! Gross!!!

What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated?
12 years

Ever been in a car wreck?
more than one

Have you ever been on a blind date?
nope

Are looks important?
a little. i have to be attracted to the person but attraction is based on more than just looks

Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more??
nope

By what age would you like to be married?
im already married.. was married at 23

Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?
yes

Have you ever made a mistake?
a million of them

Are you a good tipper?
always

What's the most you have spent for a haircut?
between thirty and forty

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
nope

Have you ever peed in public?
nope

What song do you want played at your funeral?
dont want a funeral

Would you tell your parents if you were gay?
yes

What would your last meal be before getting executed?
probably nothing

Beatles or Stones?
niether

If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?
hmm... dunno

Beer, wine or hard liquor?
hard liquor

Do you have any phobias?
yes, spiders ants clowns , heights

What are your plans for the future?
go home kiss the kids and get some sleep

Do you walk around the house naked?
if the kids arent there

If you were an animal what would you be?
siberian tiger

Hair color you like on someone you're dating?
black

Would you rather be blind or deaf?
deaf

Do you have any special talents?
hehehe

What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?
kiss kids

Do you like horror or comedy?
horror

Are you missing anyone?
always

If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you do?
hmm.. dont know her but i would think a gorgeous dark haired average type

Where do you want to live when you are old?
south dakota

Who is the person you can count on the most?
me

What did you dream last night?
i didnt sleep last night

Are you named after anyone?
no

What is your favorite drink?
jager bombs baby!!

Have you ever been in love?
yup

Do you sing in the shower?
yes and im horrible

Have you ever been arrested?
oh yeah

How was your day, what did you do?
work work work

Have you ever caught a fish?
nope

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you must never forget the essence of your spark. all of that which defies you is the essence of your blood. (fear factory baby!!!)

GraceAbounds

Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
Because he touched the butt. (Nemo joke)

Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?
Yes.

What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated?
Less than 5 years.

Ever been in a car wreck?
Yes.

Have you ever been on a blind date?
No.

Are looks important?
No.

Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more??
Yes.

By what age would you like to be married?
I already am married.

Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?
Depends.

Have you ever made a mistake?
Everyday.

Are you a good tipper?
Yes.

What's the most you have spent for a haircut?
$40

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
No.

Have you ever peed in public?
Yes.

What song do you want played at your funeral?
Don't know.

Would you tell your parents if you were gay?
Yes.

What would your last meal be before getting executed?
Communion.

Beatles or Stones?
Stones.

If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?
Can't think of anyone.

Beer, wine or hard liquor?
Rum, more rum.

Do you have any phobias?
No, not really.

What are your plans for the future?
Wherever God leads me.

Do you walk around the house naked?
I wish. Maybe once the kids are gone I can do so again.

If you were an animal what would you be?
A dragon.

Hair color you like on someone you're dating?
Blonde.

Would you rather be blind or deaf?
Deaf.

Do you have any special talents?
Many, but don't want to sound like I am bragging. Those that know me, know how I've been blessed.

What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?
Put all of my stuff down.

Do you like horror or comedy?
Comedy.

Are you missing anyone?
Yes.

If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you do?
I am straight and have no desire to 'do' anyone of the same sex.

Where do you want to live when you are old?
Where ever the Lord leads me.

Who is the person you can count on the most?
God.

What did you dream last night?
I don't remember last night's dream.

Are you named after anyone?
No.

What is your favorite drink?
I love gourmet coffee.

Have you ever been in love?
Yes.

Do you sing in the shower?
Yes. My 4 year old daughter and I sing up a storm.

Have you ever been arrested?
Yes. Oh the shame!

How was your day, what did you do?
My day has been great thus far. My husband and I got up at 5:30am and when shooting our various rifles and handguns at the range with a friend of ours that helped us site in a new scope.

Have you ever caught a fish?
Yes.

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SouthOfHeaven

Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?
YES!

What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated?
10 yrs

Ever been in a car wreck?
Yep

Have you ever been on a blind date?
Yes not always been bad.

Are looks important?
Nope

Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more??
Just one

By what age would you like to be married?
I'll be married in a lil over 2 months!

Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?
no

Have you ever made a mistake?
Of course! LOADS!

Are you a good tipper?
No not at all..

What's the most you have spent for a haircut?
LMAO! funny you shoudl ask this.. i think it was sumwhere in the range of 300 - 350.. lol what happened was Cj and I got this wild hari up our asses and decided to go to the mall of america in MN from Omaha NE @ 1 am .. and all we got done @ the mall was ahair cut!! lol

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
lmao yes!!

Have you ever peed in public?
in a public restroo

What song do you want played at your funeral?
No clue...

Would you tell your parents if you were gay?
yes

What would your last meal be before getting executed?
Meatloaf and tatoes!

Beatles or Stones?
Neither

If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?
I cant do that..

Beer, wine or hard liquor?
Liquor!

Do you have any phobias?
JuneBugs!!!

What are your plans for the future?
Live Happily Ever After!

Do you walk around the house naked?
Not anymore.. Fucking roommates!

If you were an animal what would you be?
Panda!

Hair color you like on someone you're dating?
Any I'm not picky

Would you rather be blind or deaf?
Blind

Do you have any special talents?
Yes

What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?
Put my purse on the couch

Do you like horror or comedy?
Both

Are you missing anyone?
more then anything

If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you do?
Kate Hudson

Where do you want to live when you are old?
Ireland

Who is the person you can count on the most?
Grandpa

What did you dream last night?
Sum really strange maze type thing..

Are you named after anyone?
Yes Kinda... ( my names a mix of several different people lol )

What is your favorite drink?
Lemon Iced Tea

Have you ever been in love?
Yuppers

Do you sing in the shower?
Somestimes

Have you ever been arrested?
Nope

How was your day, what did you do?
Working....

Have you ever caught a fish?
yupper

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Natasha

Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work? No...had never even heard of that until I started seeing this question on surveys. *shrugs*
What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated? Ummm, 7 or 8 years, I think.
Ever been in a car wreck? Nothing requiring a police report, no.
Have you ever been on a blind date? Yes, a double blind date...my bestfriend ended up marrying HER date and having 3 kids w/ him. They've been married about 8 years now.
Are looks important? Somewhat, but they're definitely not the MOST important thing.
Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more? Yep, at least 3 that I talk to quite often.
By what age would you like to be married? Before I'm 40. Honestly, before I'm 35...but since that's only 3 years away I don't think that's a reasonable goal. LOL
Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them? Honestly...yeah, somewhat. I mean, there's a huge difference in being 30 and having slept w/ 10 or 15 people and being 18 and having slept w/ 10 or 15 people. I think when the number of people you've slept w/ starts getting higher than your age there might be a problem somewhere. Also, w/ women I often wonder if the *ahem* more "friendly" ones were molested as a child or sexually assaulted at some point.
Have you ever made a mistake? Absolutely.
Are you a good tipper? Yes.
What's the most you have spent for a haircut? $30 or so.
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Yes, Mr. Sinyard was teh hotness in high school. He's dead now, though...killed himself.
Have you ever peed in public? Yep. Wasn't but a couple of months ago that a truckload of us stopped on an Interstate offramp and jumped out to pee. All those beers had finally kicked in and there was NO WAY any of us could make it any further.
What song do you want played at your funeral? Amazing Grace.
Would you tell your parents if you were gay? Absolutely. Funny story...my mom and I were at a wedding together one day and she was sitting w/ a friend's wife while I had been beckoned over to the bar to take shots w/ the boys (swear to God...it's like I'm one of the guys or something, LOL). Somehow the conversation turned to me and how I wasn't dating anyone at the time and my friend's wife said "Oh, I thought she liked girls...I mean, it wouldn't matter to me if she did" and my mom was like "No, she likes guys...and it wouldn't matter to me, either." A lot of people that I work w/ think I *am* gay, actually.
What would your last meal be before getting executed? Steak (well done), shrimp, fries and some tiramisu for dessert.
Beatles or Stones? Stones.
If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who? My brother's first wife. Actually, no, b/c that would hurt my nephew since she IS his mother. Ummm, I don't wish death on anyone.
Beer, wine or hard liquor? Depends on my mood. Usually beer, but hard liquor is less hell on my sinuses.
Do you have any phobias? Spiders, snakes, finding a dead body on the side of the road...and also the normal stuff like death by fire and death by drowning.
What are your plans for the future? Like distant future??? Well, I plan on staying where I currentlly work until it's time to retire. Aside from that, I have no idea.
Do you walk around the house naked? Just to go get clothes.
If you were an animal what would you be? A dog...b/c I know that MY dog sure has the life.
Hair color you like on someone you're dating? Brown...light or dark.
Would you rather be blind or deaf? That's a tough one...but I'd rather be blind b/c I couldn't stand not being able to hear music.
Do you have any special talents? Yes, but they are more suited to a private environment.
What do you do as soon as you walk in the house? Take off my shoes.
Do you like horror or comedy? I prefer comedy over horror...but it depends on my mood.
Are you missing anyone? Sure.
If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you do? Angelina Jolie...holy hotness!!!
Where do you want to live when you are old? Tahiti.
Who is the person you can count on the most? Me, myself and I. And my mom.
What did you dream last night? I don't remember.
Are you named after anyone? Nope.
What is your favorite drink? Pepsi.
Have you ever been in love? Nope.
Do you sing in the shower? Yep...horribly.
Have you ever been arrested? Just for charity once (they come and "arrest" you and then you call people to try to get them to give you money to "bail" you out and it all goes to whatever charity).
How was your day, what did you do? Well, I woke up a little while ago and that's about it...so far so good.
Have you ever caught a fish? Yep...when I was about 12 or so I caught some really ugly fish w/ teeth (I wanna say it was called a jackfish or something like that, but that's probably wrong). Aside from that fish, I don't remember how many others I've caught. I love to fish b/c it's relaxing and I like catching fish...but I have no clue how to get them off the hook. LOL

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