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06-26-2008, 12:22 AM
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Tokenz: 2,554   |  How it is in hell So this guy goes to hell and is being greeted by devil. Devil says: - It's really not as bad as people say. I think you'll like it. For instance, I can let you choose where you wanna be. - Oh really? said the guy So they walk through a large passage and there's a door on the left. The devil opens it, and there's people inside standing on their heads on the grass. - Ouch. I couldn't do that. All day long on the head... Let's try something else. They walk to the next door and devil opens them. They see people , just like in the other room, but these are standing on their heads on the concrete floor. - Ouch... This is waay worse. My head hurts when I even think about it. Let's try something else. They walk to the third door and devil opens them. They see bunch of people standing on their legs, in 2" deep shit and holding coffee cups right in front of their noses. - Hey, that makes sense. If I take a cup of coffee up to my nose I won't smell shit. Hey, that'll work. I want to be here devil. - Are you sure? Is that your final decision? - Yeah I'm sure. - Alright, here's your cup of coffee. The guy took his cup of coffee up to his nose and suddenly a loud voice sounds from the speakers: - "Alright, break is over. Back on your heads." :-) Last edited by agusiagw; 06-26-2008 at 12:29 AM. |
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06-26-2008, 02:27 AM
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06-26-2008, 04:49 PM
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Tokenz: 1,543 | Re: How it is in hell LOL! Yuk!
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06-26-2008, 08:41 PM
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Tokenz: 3,648 | Re: How it is in hell OMG!!!  That's a good one. |
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06-26-2008, 09:06 PM
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Tokenz: 94,114 | Re: How it is in hell Funneh!!! 
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06-28-2008, 05:49 PM
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06-28-2008, 05:50 PM
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Tokenz: 3,174 | Re: How it is in hell LOL nice one
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06-28-2008, 06:59 PM
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Tokenz: 502 | Re: How it is in hell LOL. Good one.
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06-28-2008, 09:38 PM
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