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Old 06-20-2008, 12:10 PM   #1
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Default In a hospital

A man is lying in bed in a hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse comes in to wash his face and hands.

"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your face and hands."

He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"
Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands."

The Head Nurse, a religious Sister, was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught so she marched over to inquire what was wrong.

"Sister," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"

Being a nurse of longstanding, the Sister was undaunted. She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved his Johnson out of the way, had a good look, pulled up the pajamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing is wrong with them!!!"

At this the man pulled off his oxygen mask and asked again, "Are my test results back???"
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