Lip Reduction

Mrs Behavin · 06-20-2008, 08:50 AM

A sexually active woman told her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept asecret, and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia
after the surgery, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her
on the bed.

Outraged, she calls in the doctor. 'I thought I asked you not to
tell anyone about my operation.'

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality,
and that the first rose was from him. 'I felt sad because you went
through this all by yourself. The second rose is from my nurse.
She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had
the same procedure done some time ago.'

'And what about the third rose?' she asked. 'That's from a man
upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.'

BadBoy@TheWheel · 06-20-2008, 08:51 AM

Omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BadBoy@TheWheel · 06-20-2008, 08:51 AM

groundpounder · 06-20-2008, 11:38 AM

holy damn!! That's AWESOME!!!!

AUFred · 06-23-2008, 08:42 AM

Too Funny

Peter Parka · 06-23-2008, 09:23 AM

Oh yuck!

Good one!

ssl · 06-23-2008, 10:11 AM

She needs to stop making that kind of money from the street!

boatmom1957 · 08-18-2008, 02:19 AM

LMAO - now that's funny

AnitaBeer · 08-18-2008, 09:20 AM

LOL @ vajayjay ears!

dustsped · 08-18-2008, 11:46 PM

Haha, funny stuff!

dazner · 08-19-2008, 03:42 AM

is that what it means to be able to hear the ocean?

c_squared · 08-19-2008, 12:59 PM

very funny

wednesday · 08-19-2008, 02:40 PM

omg....im lmao...quality

panda4950 · 08-23-2008, 06:48 PM

Okay that actually made laugh :P

The Joker · 08-29-2008, 03:28 AM

Haha, that's a good one, I'll remember that.

06-20-2008, 08:50 AM	#1
Mrs Behavin Moderator Staff Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hot Springs Arkansas Posts: 20,141 Tokenz: 15,002	Lip Reduction A sexually active woman told her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept asecret, and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she calls in the doctor. 'I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation.' The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality, and that the first rose was from him. 'I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself. The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago.' 'And what about the third rose?' she asked. 'That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.' __________________ http://amyssweettoothrecipes.blogspot.com/

06-23-2008, 08:42 AM	#5
AUFred Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Prattville, Alabama Posts: 145 Tokenz: 544	Re: Lip Reduction Too Funny __________________ Isaiah 40:31

06-23-2008, 09:23 AM	#6
Peter Parka West Ham Till I Die!!! Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Harlow, Essex, England Posts: 20,607 Tokenz: 70,158	Re: Lip Reduction Oh yuck! Good one! __________________

06-23-2008, 10:11 AM	#7
ssl banned... again! Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,674 Tokenz: 269	Re: Lip Reduction She needs to stop making that kind of money from the street! __________________ The surface is calm The deep sea churns violently The shore is different Goodbye

08-18-2008, 02:19 AM	#8
boatmom1957 Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: St Louis, MO Posts: 24 Tokenz: 96	Re: Lip Reduction LMAO - now that's funny

08-18-2008, 09:20 AM	#9
AnitaBeer Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 501 Tokenz: 4,956	Re: Lip Reduction LOL @ vajayjay ears! __________________ Men are like a deck of playing cards...you need: A heart to love him A diamond to marry him A club to smash his head in, and A spade to bury the bastard!

08-18-2008, 11:46 PM	#10
dustsped Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 533 Tokenz: 4,775	Re: Lip Reduction Haha, funny stuff! __________________ "Life is not fair, but you should be."

08-19-2008, 03:42 AM	#11
dazner Iceberg to your Titanic Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,411 Tokenz: 12,239	Re: Lip Reduction is that what it means to be able to hear the ocean? __________________ I'm a Rapper, Father, and Husband..... So pretty much a Poet, a Leader, and ATM. Read some of my work... http://www.offtopicz.com/34435-poetr...tml#post708530

08-19-2008, 12:59 PM	#12
c_squared V.I.P User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: canada Posts: 1,014 Tokenz: 3,004	Re: Lip Reduction very funny __________________

08-19-2008, 02:40 PM	#13
wednesday Dazed and Confused Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: On Dazners ass like a tail......xx Posts: 3,008 Tokenz: 26,033	Re: Lip Reduction omg....im lmao...quality __________________

08-23-2008, 06:48 PM	#14
panda4950 Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: WI Posts: 38 Tokenz: 792	Re: Lip Reduction Okay that actually made laugh :P __________________ You're awefully small to be so hugely irritating.

08-29-2008, 03:28 AM	#15
The Joker Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 195 Tokenz: 1,174	Re: Lip Reduction Haha, that's a good one, I'll remember that. __________________ This forum deserves a better class of criminal.....and I'm gonna give it to them.

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