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06-20-2008, 09:50 AM
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| Moderator Staff  Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hot Springs Arkansas
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Tokenz: 10,813   |  Lip Reduction A sexually active woman told her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept asecret, and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she calls in the doctor. 'I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation.' The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality, and that the first rose was from him. 'I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself. The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago.' 'And what about the third rose?' she asked. 'That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.'  |
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06-20-2008, 09:51 AM
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| Mike Honcho Senior Staff  Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: On A Milk Carton
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Tokenz: 46,846 | Re: Lip Reduction Omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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06-20-2008, 09:51 AM
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| Mike Honcho Senior Staff Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: On A Milk Carton
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Tokenz: 46,846 | Re: Lip Reduction
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06-20-2008, 12:38 PM
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Tokenz: 124,909 | Re: Lip Reduction holy damn!! That's AWESOME!!!!
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06-23-2008, 09:42 AM
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Tokenz: 843 | Re: Lip Reduction Too Funny
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06-23-2008, 10:23 AM
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| It's Business Time  Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Harlow, Essex, England
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Tokenz: 153,905 | Re: Lip Reduction Oh yuck!  Good one!
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06-23-2008, 11:11 AM
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Tokenz: 478 | Re: Lip Reduction She needs to stop making that kind of money from the street!
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08-18-2008, 03:19 AM
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Tokenz: 64 | Re: Lip Reduction LMAO - now that's funny |
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08-18-2008, 10:20 AM
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| Member  Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Sioux Falls, SD
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Tokenz: 13,452 | Re: Lip Reduction LOL @ vajayjay ears!
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08-19-2008, 12:46 AM
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Tokenz: 26,249 | Re: Lip Reduction Haha, funny stuff!
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08-19-2008, 01:59 PM
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Tokenz: 1,917 | Re: Lip Reduction very funny
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08-19-2008, 03:40 PM
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Tokenz: 1,544 | Re: Lip Reduction omg....im lmao...quality
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08-23-2008, 07:48 PM
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Tokenz: 813 | Re: Lip Reduction Okay that actually made laugh :P
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08-29-2008, 04:28 AM
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Tokenz: 13,497 | Re: Lip Reduction Haha, that's a good one, I'll remember that.
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