The Husband Store

GraceAbounds · 06-18-2008, 06:53 PM

THE HUSBAND STORE

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Synergy · 06-18-2008, 07:27 PM

Lol!!

Peter Parka · 06-19-2008, 01:41 AM

Good one and so true!

teh_fuzz · 06-19-2008, 01:48 AM

true true!
do they have a wife store? or a brain swap for your wife services?

BadBoy@TheWheel · 06-20-2008, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh_fuzz

true true!
do they have a wife store? or a brain swap for your wife services?

NOW THAT would be an awesome reality show...Instead of Wife Swap.....Brain Swap

groundpounder · 06-20-2008, 04:48 PM

I jess want one that's really horny

speakindoodles · 06-20-2008, 09:46 PM

lol............good one! theres nothing wrong with aiming high!

COOL_BREEZE2 · 06-20-2008, 09:52 PM

LOL. Good one.

06-18-2008, 06:53 PM	#1
GraceAbounds V.I.P User Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 7,395 Tokenz: 1,325	The Husband Store THE HUSBAND STORE A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day! __________________ "The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of "liberalism," they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened." - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

06-18-2008, 07:27 PM	#2
Synergy ♣La Vida♣ Join Date: May 2008 Location: █♣█ Posts: 3,680 Tokenz: 96	Re: The Husband Store Lol!!

06-19-2008, 01:41 AM	#3
Peter Parka West Ham Till I Die!!! Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Harlow, Essex, England Posts: 20,607 Tokenz: 70,110	Re: The Husband Store Good one and so true! __________________

06-19-2008, 01:48 AM	#4
teh_fuzz slap relax! Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 2,351 Tokenz: 21,171	Re: The Husband Store true true! do they have a wife store? or a brain swap for your wife services? __________________

06-20-2008, 09:46 PM	#7
speakindoodles Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 13 Tokenz: 416	Re: The Husband Store lol............good one! theres nothing wrong with aiming high! __________________ click me for cute cartoons and cool quotes

06-20-2008, 09:52 PM	#8
COOL_BREEZE2 aka CB Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 11,401 Tokenz: 484	Re: The Husband Store LOL. Good one. __________________ Yeah, there always after my lucky charms. What? Why does every one always laugh when I say that. They are after me lucky charms. What?

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