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Old 06-17-2008, 09:43 PM   #1
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YOU'RE FROM GEORGIA IF:



1. You can properly pronounce ...PioNoNo, Willacoochie,Uvalda,Altamaha,dukski,upatoi,


2. A tornado warning siren is your signal togo out in the yard and look for a funnel.

3. You've ever had to switch from"heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

4. You know that the true value of a parkingspace is not determined by the distanceto the door, but by the availability of shade.

5. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.

6. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals
&weddings.

7. You measure distance in minutes.

8. Little Smokies are something youserve only for special occasions.

9. You go to the lake because youthink it is like going to the ocean.

10. You listen to the weather forecastbefore picking out an outfit

11. You think cow-pies are made of beef.

12. Someone you know has used a footballschedule to plan their wedding date.

13. You have known someone who has a bull riders belt buckle bigger than your fist. And has never seen a Bull

14. You aren't surprised to find movie rental,ammunition, and bait all in the same store.

15. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.

16. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol;a
Ford F3504x4 is.

17. You know everything goes betterwith Ranch dressin'.

18. You learned how to shoot a gunbefore you learned how to multiply.

19. You actually understand this and you are"fixin' to" send it to your friends.

20. Finally, you are 100% Georgian if you haveever heard this conversation:


" You wanna coke?"

"Yeah."
"What kind?"


"Dr. Pepper."
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Old 06-17-2008, 09:44 PM   #2
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lol... that made my day reading that
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Old 06-17-2008, 09:46 PM   #3
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tee hee hee...


what half those mean!!! I fail at being Georgian!
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Old 06-17-2008, 09:48 PM   #4
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Don't worry...some of them don't make sense to me, either. BUT PioNoNo is actually in Macon...we actually were on PioNoNo when we went to the Dirty Iguana.
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Old 06-17-2008, 09:49 PM   #5
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Oh, and it's pronounced" Pie-uh-no-na" NOT "Pee-oh-no-no" or "Pee-uh-na-na."
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It's Pee oh no no damn it!!!

That's where the Waffle House was- no?
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Old 06-17-2008, 09:51 PM   #7
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwww...yes, there's a Waffle House on PioNoNo. Although, technically it's Hwy 247 at that particular area. Same street, though.
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Old 06-17-2008, 09:52 PM   #8
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I 'members goin there!!!
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Old 06-17-2008, 09:54 PM   #9
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Oh that's right...you guys went there while I went to the gay bar, right???
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No, we went on the way to Dirty Iguana... to umm use the bathroom
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah!!! Duh, I totally forgot about that!!!
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Old 06-17-2008, 10:21 PM   #12
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I went to a Waffle House once when I was 9 er 10 on my way to Florida... We hadda black waitor who bet me i couldn't pronounce his name... i won like 5 bucks haha... just an interesting tid bit...
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some of those could go for texas too
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