skyblue

Work vs. Prison:

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON
You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
@ WORK
You spend the majority of your time
in a 6X6 cubicle /office.
@ PRISON
You get three meals a day fully paid for.
@ PRISON
You get FREE medical & dental work done
@ WORK
You get a break for one meal and
you have to pay for it.
@ WORK
You pay for medical insurance that may or may NOT cover the work you need done
@ PRISON
You get time off for good behavior.
@ WORK
You get more work for
good behavior.
@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
@ WORK
You must often carry a security card
and open all the doors for yourself.
@ PRISON
You can watch TV and play games.
@ WORK
You could get fired for watching
TV and playing games.
@ PRISON
You get your own toilet.
@ WORK
You have to share the toilet with
some people who pee on the seat.
@ PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit.
@ WORK
You aren't even supposed to speak
to your family.
@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
@ WORK
You get to pay all your expenses to go
to work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners.
@ PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
@ WORK
You spend most of your time wanting
to get out and go inside bars.
@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens.
@ WORK
They are called managers.

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!

Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check e- mails

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SouthOfHeaven

lol i've seen this before.. hillarious!

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