Register FAQ Members List Tokenz Arcade vBTube Calendar

Go Back   Offtopicz > Off Topic > Humor
Reload this Page elective surgery

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 06-14-2008, 05:48 AM   #1
V.I.P User
 
skyblue's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 7,031
Tokenz: 29,848
skyblue has a spectacular aura aboutskyblue has a spectacular aura aboutskyblue has a spectacular aura aboutskyblue has a spectacular aura aboutskyblue has a spectacular aura aboutskyblue has a spectacular aura aboutskyblue has a spectacular aura aboutskyblue has a spectacular aura aboutskyblue has a spectacular aura aboutskyblue has a spectacular aura aboutskyblue has a spectacular aura about
Default elective surgery
Elective Surgery

Ralph awoke one day to realize that his member had inexplicably been growing larger and staying erect longer with each passing day.

He was delighted, as was his wife.

But after several weeks, his sex organ had grown to nearly 20 inches and Ralph became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing and even walking. So, he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist. After an initial examination, the doctor explained that Ralph's condition could be fixed through corrective surgery.

"How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.

"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.

"Well," said the wife, "you are planning on lengthening Ralph's legs, aren't you?"
__________________
skyblue is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 06-18-2008, 08:32 AM   #2
Member
 
WaniuszY's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 61
Tokenz: 3,658
WaniuszY is an unknown quantity at this pointWaniuszY is an unknown quantity at this pointWaniuszY is an unknown quantity at this pointWaniuszY is an unknown quantity at this pointWaniuszY is an unknown quantity at this pointWaniuszY is an unknown quantity at this pointWaniuszY is an unknown quantity at this pointWaniuszY is an unknown quantity at this pointWaniuszY is an unknown quantity at this pointWaniuszY is an unknown quantity at this pointWaniuszY is an unknown quantity at this point
Default Re: elective surgery
Lol
WaniuszY is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-18-2008, 11:12 AM   #3
Oral Professor Emeritus
Staff
 
groundpounder's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Bangladesh
Posts: 6,941
Tokenz: 95,659
groundpounder will become famous soon enoughgroundpounder will become famous soon enoughgroundpounder will become famous soon enoughgroundpounder will become famous soon enoughgroundpounder will become famous soon enoughgroundpounder will become famous soon enoughgroundpounder will become famous soon enoughgroundpounder will become famous soon enoughgroundpounder will become famous soon enoughgroundpounder will become famous soon enoughgroundpounder will become famous soon enough
Default Re: elective surgery
size matters.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Natasha View Post
Everybody needs a good hard fucking every once in a while.
Quote:
Originally Posted by VegasVixen View Post
I said GP first Boomer .....I want GP!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by BadBoy@TheWheel View Post
Solid.......Solid right there I'd hit that critter straight in the shitter


Judge not, lest ye be judged
groundpounder is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-18-2008, 12:22 PM   #4
Member
 
Kira's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Tbilisi, Georgia
Posts: 68
Tokenz: 1,061
Kira is an unknown quantity at this pointKira is an unknown quantity at this pointKira is an unknown quantity at this pointKira is an unknown quantity at this pointKira is an unknown quantity at this pointKira is an unknown quantity at this point
Default Re: elective surgery
Kira is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2008, 02:41 AM   #5
Banned
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,781
livvy7678 will become famous soon enoughlivvy7678 will become famous soon enoughlivvy7678 will become famous soon enoughlivvy7678 will become famous soon enoughlivvy7678 will become famous soon enoughlivvy7678 will become famous soon enoughlivvy7678 will become famous soon enoughlivvy7678 will become famous soon enoughlivvy7678 will become famous soon enoughlivvy7678 will become famous soon enoughlivvy7678 will become famous soon enough
Default Re: elective surgery
....
livvy7678 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2008, 05:26 AM   #6
Wind blows?
 
Zorak's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: UK
Posts: 2,198
Tokenz: 23,210
Zorak will become famous soon enoughZorak will become famous soon enoughZorak will become famous soon enoughZorak will become famous soon enoughZorak will become famous soon enoughZorak will become famous soon enoughZorak will become famous soon enoughZorak will become famous soon enoughZorak will become famous soon enoughZorak will become famous soon enoughZorak will become famous soon enough
Default Re: elective surgery
Quote:
Originally Posted by livvy7678 View Post
....
Yep then it would fit fine
__________________
"...I will die alone, upside down, in a pub toilet."


Hey hey, My my, Rock and Roll can never die.

"What has the MTV done to you boy?"
Zorak is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Senator Kennedy: Successful Surgery Jersey The Latest News 7 06-03-2008 01:31 PM
My Mom Has to go back in for surgery vshayes Relationships & Family 16 01-14-2008 05:11 PM
Hospital makes 3rd brain surgery mistake Mrs Behavin Politics 1 11-30-2007 12:16 PM
'Peter Pan' surgery morally acceptable? Mrs Behavin Philosophy & Debate 11 01-17-2007 08:04 AM


Contact Us - Offtopicz - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
SEO by vBSEO 3.1.0 ©2007, Crawlability, Inc.
vBCredits v1.4 Copyright ©2007 - 2008, PixelFX Studios
Design by HTWoRKS