man and woman poems

Baby Jai · 06-04-2008, 01:09 PM

Women's Love Poem
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

Mens Love Poem
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

groundpounder · 06-04-2008, 01:14 PM

hilarious!

Temperamental · 06-04-2008, 08:23 PM

Lol!!

boatmom1957 · 08-18-2008, 03:37 AM

hilarious plus

06-04-2008, 01:09 PM	#1
Baby Jai Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Jersey Posts: 96 Tokenz: 2,351	man and woman poems Women's Love Poem Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Mens Love Poem I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. __________________

06-04-2008, 08:23 PM	#3
Temperamental Between darkness and wonder Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,415 Tokenz: 12,373	Re: man and woman poems Lol!! __________________ "Ice cream. You will buy ice cream. You love ice cream. Your life is pointless. Your existence is meaningless. And now, ice cream." -Invader Zim, ice cream vendor.

08-18-2008, 03:37 AM	#4
boatmom1957 Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: St Louis, MO Posts: 26 Tokenz: 64	Re: man and woman poems hilarious plus

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