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Old 11-28-2005, 09:38 PM   #1
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Old 11-28-2005, 09:54 PM   #2
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thanks for stealing my bulletin chris... :wtf :wtf :wtf

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Old 11-28-2005, 10:05 PM   #3
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well I figured you already had all my info....lol
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Old 11-28-2005, 10:15 PM   #5
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Old 11-28-2005, 10:21 PM   #6
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that thing is pretty gross when you actually read it
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Old 11-28-2005, 10:22 PM   #7
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its ok one day the other one will drop and you will like women.....j/k
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that thing is pretty gross when you actually read it
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Old 11-28-2005, 10:23 PM   #9
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I dont think its gross. Its just natural things that go on when your sexually active. No biggie.
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Old 11-28-2005, 10:23 PM   #10
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Old 11-28-2005, 10:25 PM   #11
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i know but when they ask things like "what do you do when you have sex...", "whats the best time" and "slow, fast, and VIGOROUS :hump :hump :hump :hump :hump motion sickness :barf and then your penis takes off without you :fu :fu :fu :fu :fu well than :gay
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A little dirty sex talk is kinda fun when your in the sack. Try it sometime.
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i know but when they ask things like "what do you do when you have sex...", "whats the best time" and "slow, fast, and VIGOROUS :hump :hump :hump :hump :hump motion sickness :barf and then your penis takes off without you :fu :fu :fu :fu :fu well than :gay




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well me and Jeremie with L had a little too much last night...dont ask what
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Old 11-28-2005, 10:29 PM   #15
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well me and Jeremie with L had a little too much last night...dont ask what

you havent made any sense with any post tonight- what are you on????







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