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Old 11-25-2005, 08:54 PM   #16
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Old 11-25-2005, 08:54 PM   #17
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first off....

us females need love.. do you guys realize that a woman can have an orgasm QUICKER with foreplay?? Also it means to her that you love her and want to be with her.. ect...
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Old 11-25-2005, 08:55 PM   #18
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ask alice what she calls me.....I'll cut to the chase....she calls me the clit commander because I know how to work that shit...haha
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ask alice what she calls me.....I'll cut to the chase....she calls me the clit commander because I know how to work that shit...haha
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Old 11-25-2005, 08:58 PM   #20
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no really thats what she calls me haha
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hahaha I know I saw it in the Wonderland.
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Old 11-25-2005, 09:01 PM   #22
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so thats another kingly title for me.....foreplay king
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us females need love.. do you guys realize that a woman can have an orgasm QUICKER with foreplay?? Also it means to her that you love her and want to be with her.. ect...

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Old 11-25-2005, 09:26 PM   #24
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so thats another kingly title for me.....foreplay king
Sorry....had that title conferred on me a LONG time ago!

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Old 11-25-2005, 09:28 PM   #25
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LOL!

I personally LOVE foreplay! Wish I had more of it! To me thats kindof love making.
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Old 11-25-2005, 09:31 PM   #26
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foreplay :rock I like it a lot
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Foreplay is a MUST. Sex is a lot like baseball. Foreplay is the first seven innings to get you to the really exciting parts at the end of the game. Without foreplay, sex is just about worthless.

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Old 11-25-2005, 09:38 PM   #29
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LOL. That's funny but it just not right. Hahahaha Next Joke!
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