Things Not To Say During Childbirth....

Temperamental · 05-17-2008, 04:58 AM

-- Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.

-- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?

-- I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.

-- If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball.

-- That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner?

-- When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar.

-- You don't need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment.

-- This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from I Love Lucy.

-- Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?

-- Stop your swearing and just breathe.

-- Remember what we learned in Lamaze class! HEE HEE HOO HOO. You're not using the right words.

-- Your stomach still looks like there's another one in there

MMMMatilde · 05-17-2008, 05:08 AM

LMAO

That is great!!!!

BiPolar Betty · 05-17-2008, 09:20 AM

lol @

-- I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.

tinacolada · 05-17-2008, 10:43 AM

"-- Your stomach still looks like there's another one in there"
oh man...

that's hilarious lol

BiPolar Betty · 05-17-2008, 10:45 AM

my husband actually looked at me after a contraction and said to me...SEE? ITS NOT THAT BAD..

i wanted to drill his face into the wall.

Sneakiecat · 05-17-2008, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Temperamental

-- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?

I watched the game while I was in labor. I was kinda hoping he'd be born during the game.

Elle · 05-17-2008, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Temperamental

-- Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.

-- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?

-- I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.

-- If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball.

-- That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner?

-- When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar.

-- You don't need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment.

-- This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from I Love Lucy.

-- Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?

-- Stop your swearing and just breathe.

-- Remember what we learned in Lamaze class! HEE HEE HOO HOO. You're not using the right words.

-- Your stomach still looks like there's another one in there

lolllololl

05-17-2008, 04:58 AM	#1
Temperamental Between darkness and wonder Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,415 Tokenz: 12,373	Things Not To Say During Childbirth.... -- Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth. -- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts? -- I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes. -- If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball. -- That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner? -- When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar. -- You don't need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment. -- This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from I Love Lucy. -- Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut? -- Stop your swearing and just breathe. -- Remember what we learned in Lamaze class! HEE HEE HOO HOO. You're not using the right words. -- Your stomach still looks like there's another one in there __________________ "Ice cream. You will buy ice cream. You love ice cream. Your life is pointless. Your existence is meaningless. And now, ice cream." -Invader Zim, ice cream vendor.

05-17-2008, 05:08 AM	#2
MMMMatilde Rawrrrrr.♥ Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Down Under.. Posts: 3,641 Tokenz: 30,274	Re: Things Not To Say During Childbirth.... LMAO That is great!!!! __________________ If it's a broken part, replace it. If it's a broken arm, brace it. If it's a broken heart, face it. Rawr.♥

05-17-2008, 09:20 AM	#3
BiPolar Betty Banned Join Date: May 2008 Location: Missing my triple F, terribly. Posts: 809	Re: Things Not To Say During Childbirth.... lol @ -- I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.

05-17-2008, 10:43 AM	#4
tinacolada Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 451 Tokenz: 4,280	Re: Things Not To Say During Childbirth.... "-- Your stomach still looks like there's another one in there" oh man... that's hilarious lol __________________

05-17-2008, 10:45 AM	#5
BiPolar Betty Banned Join Date: May 2008 Location: Missing my triple F, terribly. Posts: 809	Re: Things Not To Say During Childbirth.... my husband actually looked at me after a contraction and said to me...SEE? ITS NOT THAT BAD.. i wanted to drill his face into the wall.

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