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Old 05-16-2008, 11:15 AM   #1
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Q. Why is the section of body between a womans breasts and
her croutch called a waste??

A. You could fit another pair of breasts there
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Old 05-16-2008, 11:35 AM   #2
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lol

Q. Why is the section of body between a womans breasts and
her croutch called a waste??

A. You could fit another pair of breasts there
I did not know that.
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Sooo, men have "wastes", too. Does this mean, we could fit another penis in there? So if the first one gets tired, the second one could be ready to go?
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Sooo, men have "wastes", too. Does this mean, we could fit another penis in there? So if the first one gets tired, the second one could be ready to go?

Heck, there is plenty of room on us. How about 40 Penii. Would make high school a different experience. Guys would be carrying sheets of plywood, and afraid if we saw a pretty girl, our shirts would get torn to pieces
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Sooo, men have "wastes", too. Does this mean, we could fit another penis in there? So if the first one gets tired, the second one could be ready to go?
Def funny as shit
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Heck, there is plenty of room on us. How about 40 Penii. Would make high school a different experience. Guys would be carrying sheets of plywood, and afraid if we saw a pretty girl, our shirts would get torn to pieces

Well, when youhave someone bouncing on one of them, the others could get crushed. So, I'd recommend: ass room > multiple penii
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Sooo, men have "wastes", too. Does this mean, we could fit another penis in there? So if the first one gets tired, the second one could be ready to go?

now thats an idea
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