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Old 05-16-2008, 11:14 AM   #1
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This businessman was walking down the sidewalk when a jet black van
stopped by him. The guys pulled the man inside, stripped him of all his
clothes till he was butt naked, threw him back outside, and then slammed
the door shut taking off.
Five miles later the men look outside and see the businessman running
right beside the van. The thought "oh well". So they drove on for another
five miles, and once again they saw the businessman running beside their
van. So this time they pulled over, opened the door, and asked the man,
"Hey, how can you run so fast?" He replied, "You would to if your dick was
stuck in the door.
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Old 05-16-2008, 11:44 AM   #2
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Bwahahahaaaaaaa
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Ouch!!

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eish lmao
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