cruisinmama

Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is
heating up. But then the wife stops and says: "I don't feel like
it, I just want you to hold me." The husband says, "WHAT??"
The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional
needs as a Woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going to
happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.

So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big department
store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive
outfits. She can't decide. He tells his wife to take all three
of them. Then they go over and get matching shoes worth $200 each.
And then they go to the Jewelry Department where she gets a set of
diamond earrings. The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband
has flipped out, but she does not care. She goes for the tennis
bracelet. The husband says, "But you don't even play tennis, but
OK if you like it then let's get it." The wife is jumping up and
down so excited she cannot even believe what is going on.
She says "I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register."

The husband says, "No - no - no, honey
we're not going to buy all this
stuff." The wife's face goes
blank. "No honey - I just
want you to HOLD this stuff
for a while." Her face gets
really mad and she is about
to explode and the Husband
says,: "You must not be in tune with
my financial needs as a Man."