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05-13-2008, 01:51 AM
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| Moderator Staff  Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hot Springs Arkansas
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Tokenz: 11,313   |  Bacon and eggs A young boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast in a bad mood and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: "Are you going to tell him, or should I? |
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05-13-2008, 02:09 AM
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| banned... again! Join Date: Nov 2007
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Tokenz: 595 | Re: Bacon and eggs OMG! hahaha... I just got that, after reading the last paragraph twice. I was like, :wtf
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05-13-2008, 02:27 AM
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| ...Slingin Ink...  Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: I’m sittin’ at a bar on the inside
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Tokenz: 13,789 | Re: Bacon and eggs  Classic
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05-13-2008, 04:10 AM
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| Still a newbie  Join Date: May 2008 Location: Victoria, Australia
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Tokenz: 1,197 | Re: Bacon and eggs Hahaha thats good :P |
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05-13-2008, 04:13 AM
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| Banned Join Date: Sep 2007
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| Re: Bacon and eggs I eventually got it  |
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05-13-2008, 04:22 AM
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| Banned! Join Date: Jul 2007
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| Re: Bacon and eggs I got it right away.  |
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05-13-2008, 09:48 AM
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| Between darkness and wonder  Join Date: Mar 2008
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Tokenz: 12,376 | Re: Bacon and eggs Lol!!
__________________ "Ice cream. You will buy ice cream. You love ice cream. Your life is pointless. Your existence is meaningless. And now, ice cream." -Invader Zim, ice cream vendor.
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05-13-2008, 11:29 AM
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| My heart belongs to a Jersey boy Senior Staff  Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: New Jersey
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Tokenz: 21,785 | Re: Bacon and eggs oldie but a goodie lol |
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05-13-2008, 11:31 AM
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| Avian anonymous  Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Down at the bottom of the garden.
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Tokenz: 453 | Re: Bacon and eggs I thought that was rather funny 
__________________ ...and so i said to my Doctor, "you can keep your Somatopsychic depersonalisation theories thank you very much. I've had some pretty flipped out dreams where i'm anthropomorphizing into various aquatic life forms, but a diagnosis like that will serve only to encourage me!"  |
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