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Old 05-10-2008, 01:39 AM   #1
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A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because
you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one
wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach
the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will
nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard
for Me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more
time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time Finally he said, "Lord, I
wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want to know how
she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong,
and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied,
"You want two lanes or four on that bridge?."
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LOL! very nice
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Ah, that was a good chuckle!
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