lil johnny again

SouthOfHeaven · 05-09-2008, 01:11 PM

One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?".

His teacher replies "NO"

Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me".

"OK then, just for tonight" the teacher replies.

Johnny jumps into bed with her and asks "Miss can I please play with your belly button with my finger".

She again says "NO".

"But my mummy lets me" says Johnny again.

"Well I suppose it's OK" replies the teacher.

Things are silent for a few minutes until the teacher leaps up screaming "THAT'S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON"

Little Johnny replies "It aint my finger either".

Temperamental · 05-09-2008, 03:02 PM

What a perverted little Johnny.

livvy7678 · 05-10-2008, 05:00 AM

*gasp*

ssl · 05-10-2008, 04:20 PM

Dude just boned his teacher!

05-09-2008, 01:11 PM	#1
SouthOfHeaven Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Why do you wanna know? STALKER! Posts: 10,815 Tokenz: 7,872	lil johnny again One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?". His teacher replies "NO" Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me". "OK then, just for tonight" the teacher replies. Johnny jumps into bed with her and asks "Miss can I please play with your belly button with my finger". She again says "NO". "But my mummy lets me" says Johnny again. "Well I suppose it's OK" replies the teacher. Things are silent for a few minutes until the teacher leaps up screaming "THAT'S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON" Little Johnny replies "It aint my finger either". __________________ *May all your ups and* downs be in *bed*.

05-09-2008, 03:02 PM	#2
Temperamental Between darkness and wonder Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,415 Tokenz: 12,376	Re: lil johnny again What a perverted little Johnny. __________________ "Ice cream. You will buy ice cream. You love ice cream. Your life is pointless. Your existence is meaningless. And now, ice cream." -Invader Zim, ice cream vendor.

05-10-2008, 05:00 AM	#3
livvy7678 Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 5,744	Re: lil johnny again gasp

05-10-2008, 04:20 PM	#4
ssl banned... again! Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,684 Tokenz: 595	Re: lil johnny again Dude just boned his teacher! __________________ The surface is calm The deep sea churns violently The shore is different Goodbye

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