lil johnny - beautiful

Baby Jai · 05-08-2008, 11:32 PM

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a
show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same
sentence twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father
bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little
Michael.

"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully,"
he said.

"Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on little Johnny.

"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she
was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, fuckin' beautiful!'"

Mrs Behavin · 05-09-2008, 01:27 AM

Cute! Ole Johnny the smartass! lol

Baby Jai · 05-09-2008, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs Behavin

Cute! Ole Johnny the smartass! lol

yeah he always is, lil johnny jokes are the bomb

SouthOfHeaven · 05-09-2008, 08:37 AM

lol how cute lmao

charLIE2291 · 05-09-2008, 09:14 AM

Lil Johnny jokes are classic

COOL_BREEZE2 · 05-09-2008, 11:37 AM

Bwahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!

Very funny.

05-08-2008, 11:32 PM	#1
Baby Jai Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Jersey Posts: 86 Tokenz: 1,993	lil johnny - beautiful One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said. "Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on little Johnny. "Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, fuckin' beautiful!'" __________________

05-09-2008, 01:27 AM	#2
Mrs Behavin Moderator Staff Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hot Springs Arkansas Posts: 19,441 Tokenz: 9,235	Re: lil johnny - beautiful Cute! Ole Johnny the smartass! lol

05-09-2008, 09:14 AM	#5
charLIE2291 ...Slingin Ink... Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: I’m sittin’ at a bar on the inside Posts: 1,254 Tokenz: 13,635	Re: lil johnny - beautiful Lil Johnny jokes are classic __________________ oh well whatever, nevermind

05-09-2008, 11:37 AM	#6
COOL_BREEZE2 aka CB Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 11,505 Tokenz: 398	Re: lil johnny - beautiful Bwahahahahaaaaaa!!!!! Very funny. __________________ Yeah, there always after my lucky charms. What? Why does every one always laugh when I say that. They are after me lucky charms. What?

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