anyone visit bash.org?

AbriannaPeto · 05-06-2008, 07:08 PM

Put a few of your favorite quotes here!

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

<N> which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
<Joker> Neither.
<Joker> Because it's twelve.

ssl · 05-06-2008, 09:57 PM

Bash.org

I used to have an animated signature picture with a reference to bash.org

You can find great stuff; even revisit the next day and laugh at the exact same thing.

Plenty of fun stuff there.

Numnum · 05-07-2008, 12:50 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! lol that's horrible and sooooooo funny!

Meirionnydd · 05-07-2008, 01:14 AM

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
--------------
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

My personal favourite ^^

Numnum · 05-07-2008, 01:33 AM

JstWnnaHveFuN08: do you think i should call a guy friend and talk to him about my problems? or will he not care?
Thilo: Here's how it works: if a guy helps you with your problems, you're obligated to give him a blowjob.
JstWnnaHveFuN08: lol thanks that cheered me up
Thilo: No problem. That'll be one blowjob please.

Numnum · 05-07-2008, 01:49 AM

holy fuck they get better! im like tearing im laughing so hard. WAY too funny, im surprised ive never heard of that site before!

ssl · 05-07-2008, 02:12 AM

Be thankful that there are those who chat to chat, and there are others who chat for the sole reason of capturing the world's most idiotic conversations on internet relay chat.

Of course, it has since expanded slightly to include other quotes, but mostly still from IRC.

charLIE2291 · 05-07-2008, 03:47 AM

Great site. I could barely stop reading the chat logs.

Mase · 05-07-2008, 04:13 AM

<LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder
<LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
<LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
<LordChewy> "i know dad"
<LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
<LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C: Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes"
<LordChewy> and he just shut up
<kingKahn> what is it?
<LordChewy> its his porn folder

livvy7678 · 05-07-2008, 04:57 AM

<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<

Numnum · 05-07-2008, 10:42 AM

whats IRC?

AbriannaPeto · 05-07-2008, 02:51 PM

A chatting thingy...

Meirionnydd · 05-07-2008, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Numnum

whats IRC?

Short for Internet Relay Chat

Internet Relay Chat - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Numnum · 05-07-2008, 07:49 PM

Thanks friends

COOL_BREEZE2 · 05-07-2008, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meirionnydd

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
--------------
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

My personal favourite ^^

LOL. That was funny.

05-06-2008, 07:08 PM	#1
AbriannaPeto Minor Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: I'm showing you to the bathroom.... Posts: 3,410 Tokenz: 29,760	anyone visit bash.org? Put a few of your favorite quotes here! <i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b <BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b? <BonyNoMore> wait <BonyNoMore> never mind <N> which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen? <Joker> Neither. <Joker> Because it's twelve. __________________ If there r any questions, direct them to that wall Last edited by AUDRAA; 05-07-2008 at 05:34 PM. Reason: not appropriate

05-06-2008, 09:57 PM	#2
ssl banned... again! Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: The other side of the display you are currently viewing. Posts: 1,577 Tokenz: 388	Re: anyone visit bash.org? Bash.org I used to have an animated signature picture with a reference to bash.org You can find great stuff; even revisit the next day and laugh at the exact same thing. Plenty of fun stuff there. __________________ Io perso mio zio la domenica.

05-07-2008, 12:50 AM	#3
Numnum Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: B.C., Canada Posts: 179 Tokenz: 2,073	Re: anyone visit bash.org? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! lol that's horrible and sooooooo funny! Last edited by AUDRAA; 05-07-2008 at 05:34 PM. Reason: deleted inappropriate quote

05-07-2008, 01:14 AM	#4
Meirionnydd Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 105 Tokenz: 1,334	Re: anyone visit bash.org? bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fck of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't fck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ***. bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. bloodninja: Baby? -------------- BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the fck, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh **** BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fck up. eminemBNJA: Oh *** eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something My personal favourite ^^ __________________ Toasting potentially epic bread

05-07-2008, 01:33 AM	#5
Numnum Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: B.C., Canada Posts: 179 Tokenz: 2,073	Re: anyone visit bash.org? JstWnnaHveFuN08: do you think i should call a guy friend and talk to him about my problems? or will he not care? Thilo: Here's how it works: if a guy helps you with your problems, you're obligated to give him a blowjob. JstWnnaHveFuN08: lol thanks that cheered me up Thilo: No problem. That'll be one blowjob please.

05-07-2008, 01:49 AM	#6
Numnum Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: B.C., Canada Posts: 179 Tokenz: 2,073	Re: anyone visit bash.org? holy fuck they get better! im like tearing im laughing so hard. WAY too funny, im surprised ive never heard of that site before!

05-07-2008, 02:12 AM	#7
ssl banned... again! Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: The other side of the display you are currently viewing. Posts: 1,577 Tokenz: 388	Re: anyone visit bash.org? Be thankful that there are those who chat to chat, and there are others who chat for the sole reason of capturing the world's most idiotic conversations on internet relay chat. Of course, it has since expanded slightly to include other quotes, but mostly still from IRC. __________________ Io perso mio zio la domenica.

05-07-2008, 03:47 AM	#8
charLIE2291 ...Slingin Ink... Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: I’m sittin’ at a bar on the inside Posts: 1,254 Tokenz: 13,635	Re: anyone visit bash.org? Great site. I could barely stop reading the chat logs. __________________ oh well whatever, nevermind

05-07-2008, 04:13 AM	#9
Mase Flame Haze Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Sydney, Australia. Posts: 3,181 Tokenz: 14,063	Re: anyone visit bash.org? <LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder <LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed <LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know" <LordChewy> "i know dad" <LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?" <LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C: Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes" <LordChewy> and he just shut up <kingKahn> what is it? <LordChewy> its his porn folder __________________ Eternal life will not bring you eternal happiness.

05-07-2008, 10:42 AM	#11
Numnum Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: B.C., Canada Posts: 179 Tokenz: 2,073	Re: anyone visit bash.org? whats IRC?

05-07-2008, 02:51 PM	#12
AbriannaPeto Minor Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: I'm showing you to the bathroom.... Posts: 3,410 Tokenz: 29,760	Re: anyone visit bash.org? A chatting thingy... __________________ If there r any questions, direct them to that wall

05-07-2008, 07:49 PM	#14
Numnum Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: B.C., Canada Posts: 179 Tokenz: 2,073	Re: anyone visit bash.org? Thanks friends

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