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Old 05-05-2008, 12:47 PM   #1
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A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his
feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she'd
ever seen.

The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say
about men with big feet. The cowboy grinned and said,
"Shore is, little lady! Why don't you come on out to
the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"

The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent
the night with him. The next morning she handed
him a $100 bill.

Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real
flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah
services before."

The woman replied, "Don't be flattered... take the money
and buy yourself some boots that fit."
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hey!!!!!!!...thinking about it that not funny.......i have big feet
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haha! that's a good one
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