Welfare

Mrs Behavin · 05-04-2008, 06:28 AM

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick
up his check.

He marched straight up to the counter and said,

'Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd>
really rather have a job.'

The social worker behind the counter said, ' Your
timing is excellent.

We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old
man who wants a
chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful

daughter. You'll have to
drive around in his 2007 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he
will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours meals
will be provided.

You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on
her overseas holiday trips.

This is rather awkward to say but you will also
have as part of your job
assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the
daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive.
A two-bedroom loft type apartment with
plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the
garage will be designated for
your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year.'

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're
bullshittin' me!'

The social worker said, ' Yeah, well . you started
it

c_squared · 05-04-2008, 09:53 AM

That is very funny.

COOL_BREEZE2 · 05-04-2008, 11:20 AM

NuckingFuts · 05-04-2008, 11:22 AM

Damn thats funny!

BreakfastSurreal · 05-04-2008, 11:50 AM

lolz..

Dana · 05-04-2008, 01:13 PM

I KNEW something like that ending was coming. I think I've heard this before

Carthage · 05-04-2008, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs Behavin

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick
up his check.

He marched straight up to the counter and said,

'Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd>
really rather have a job.'

The social worker behind the counter said, ' Your
timing is excellent.

We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old
man who wants a
chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful

daughter. You'll have to
drive around in his 2007 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he
will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours meals
will be provided.

You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on
her overseas holiday trips.

This is rather awkward to say but you will also
have as part of your job
assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the
daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive.
A two-bedroom loft type apartment with
plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the
garage will be designated for
your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year.'

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're
bullshittin' me!'

The social worker said, ' Yeah, well . you started
it

This is great! I absolutely love this! I've got to memorize it, this is so funny!

05-04-2008, 06:28 AM	#1
Mrs Behavin Moderator Staff Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hot Springs Arkansas Posts: 20,042 Tokenz: 16,493	Welfare A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, 'Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd> really rather have a job.' The social worker behind the counter said, ' Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2007 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage will be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year.' The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're bullshittin' me!' The social worker said, ' Yeah, well . you started it __________________ http://amyssweettoothrecipes.blogspot.com/

05-04-2008, 09:53 AM	#2
c_squared V.I.P User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: canada Posts: 1,001 Tokenz: 2,880	Re: Welfare That is very funny. __________________

05-04-2008, 11:20 AM	#3
COOL_BREEZE2 aka CB Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 11,401 Tokenz: 480	Re: Welfare Lol __________________ Yeah, there always after my lucky charms. What? Why does every one always laugh when I say that. They are after me lucky charms. What?

05-04-2008, 11:22 AM	#4
NuckingFuts V.I.P User Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 2,357 Tokenz: 277	Re: Welfare Damn thats funny!

05-04-2008, 11:50 AM	#5
BreakfastSurreal V.I.P Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: TEXAS YALL!!! Posts: 8,604 Tokenz: 10,055	Re: Welfare lolz.. __________________

05-04-2008, 01:13 PM	#6
Dana Fuck is my favorite word! Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Winslow, ME Posts: 8,224 Tokenz: 30,023	Re: Welfare I KNEW something like that ending was coming. I think I've heard this before __________________ The road through life is rough... Buy a helmet!

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