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Old 04-27-2008, 11:32 AM   #1
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Given that some of you are not from the southern USA, you may not get these, but I couldnt help myself to laugh my ass off at these.

Mexican Word of the Day: WAFER
I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los mensos
didn't wafer me.

Mexican Word of the Day: Juarez
My vieja slapped me and I said “ Juarez your f***** problem?”

Mexican Word of the Day: cheese
Maria likes me pero cheese fat!

Mexican Word of the Day: rectum
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

Mexican Word of the Day: Texas
My pinche ruca always TEXAS me when I’m not home wondering where I am at.

Mexican Word of the Day: puta
Can you puta window down please!!!!

Mexican Word of the Day: herpes
I had some cake to share with my wife, this is my piece and this is herpes.

Mexican Word of the Day: chile
I asked my mom to let me go to the movies and chile me go.

Mexican Word of the Day: defense
My Papi caught me drinking his beer, so I ran out the door and jumped over defense!

Mexican Word of the Day: brief
My Homie farted gacho and I couldn’t brief.


Mexican Word of the Day: European
"damn vato! when you came home drunk last night, European all over thge place!.

Mexican Word of the Day: JUICY
Hey vato i will roll da joint, and ju tell me if JUICY the cops
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Old 04-27-2008, 06:57 PM   #2
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ok thats really funny????..............
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Old 04-28-2008, 08:33 AM   #3
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I thought the second one was funny. I don't really understand the other ones though, probably because I'm Aussie
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Old 04-28-2008, 09:47 AM   #4
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I lol'ed.
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Pretty much like Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary.
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Old 04-28-2008, 09:55 AM   #6
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Pretty much like Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary.
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Old 04-28-2008, 10:06 AM   #7
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those were hilarious though
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ok thats really funny????..............
I thought it was pretty good stuff myself

and so do 155 other people who have viewed this thread
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funny to me. I speak enough spanish and hear enough mexicans speak bad english down here to understand lol
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lololololol
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yeah, i'd say mostly it is americans that would get the joke, specially if youre from the south lol
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oo oo i got one. Burly. "Heeeyy man, we just burly got here and now you wanna leave already?"
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klang klang!!!!! aaaaaaaaaakakakakakakakakaka
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LOL. Those are funny.
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lol
some of those are from George Lopez
i love George
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