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Castro resigns: 638 ways they tried to kill the presidentLast updated at 23:27pm on 19th February 2008

Castro once said: "If surviving assassination were an Olympic event, I'd win the gold medal."

His bodyguard Fabian Escalante went back through his records and counted 638 attempts to kill the Cuban leader.



Many of them were confirmed in CIA files which were declassified last year. President Kennedy was said to have asked James Bond creator Ian Fleming for tips on how to wipe out Castro - and many of the attempts to kill or discredit him seem more appropriate to a bad Bond spoof than real life. They included:

•The exploding cigar - a scheme to pack one of his favourite Cohiba Esplendidos with enough explosive to blow his head off after a couple of puffs.
•The poisoned cigar - another Cohiba laced with botulinum toxin, one of the deadliest natural substances in the world.
•The infected diving suit - Castro was a keen undersea explorer and CIA agents arranged for Cuban exiles to dust the inside of his suit with powder containing a deadly fungus.
•The exploding sea shells - packed with booby traps and plastic explosives, they were placed in one of Castro's favourite dive areas.
•The femme fatale - Marita Lorenz, one of Castro's many mistresses, was persuaded by the CIA to try to smuggle a jar of cold cream containing poison pills into his room.
Castro rumbled the plot, thrust a pistol in her hand and told her to kill him face to face. Her nerve failed.
•The poison pen - a ballpoint containing a tiny, spring-loaded hypodermic syringe filled with poison.
It was supposed to prick Castro and kill him when he picked up the pen to write.
•The mind-bending radio studio - not so much an assassination as an attempt to humiliate Castro by pumping an LSD-type gas into a studio during a live broadcast so that he would make a fool of himself on air.
•The beard-wilter - Castro was always proud of his bushy facial hair so the CIA planned to make his beard fall out, again causing him to be ridiculed.

Bizarrely, the plot involved putting hair removal powder in his shoes.
Despite the ludicrousness of some of the operations against him (and his beard), Castro took the threats seriously.
Delphin Fernandez, his former personal assistant, says he regularly had all his underwear burned after wearing it, so it could not be laundered with deadly chemicals.

Castro resigns: 638 ways they tried to kill the president | the Daily Mail

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Make his beard fall out? Can this be true?

gLing

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no, do not puff puff pass it back!

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The surface is calm
The deep sea churns violently
The shore is different

Goodbye

charLIE2291

i wouldnt have minded being present for this one