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Old 12-24-2007, 03:45 PM   #1
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma ..'
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Old 12-24-2007, 04:02 PM   #3
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'
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grace you are on a roll today! lol
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Actually my Mom is ... she's the one that sent them to me. heh!
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well tell your mom shes makin my sides hurt lol
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I caught myself multi-quoting, but I'll settle for LMAO!!

Good stuff Gracie. Thanks.
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"instruction manual" or "map"
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma ..'
i'm a bit like that
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'

and i thought you were nice
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