Drinking with a Redneck girl

Mrs Behavin · 12-13-2007, 09:00 AM

A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a Redneck Girl are in the same
bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass
in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.

He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't
need to drink with the same one twice."

The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass
to pieces.

He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses
that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either."

The Redneck Girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer,
downs it in one draft, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45,
and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi.

Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling
for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and
Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."

God Bless America

dt3 · 12-13-2007, 09:03 AM

SouthOfHeaven · 12-13-2007, 09:08 AM

Lmao!!!!!

NuckingFuts · 12-13-2007, 10:24 AM

Holy shit Amy that was great, and true.

teh_fuzz · 12-13-2007, 12:42 PM

IM OFFENDED!!
j/k
haha good joke

debbie t · 12-13-2007, 12:44 PM

excellent darling..so pc

AUFred · 12-18-2007, 01:48 PM

so bad

12-13-2007, 09:00 AM	#1
Mrs Behavin Moderator Staff Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hot Springs Arkansas Posts: 20,139 Tokenz: 14,989	Drinking with a Redneck girl A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a Redneck Girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice." The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either." The Redneck Girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one draft, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice." God Bless America __________________ http://amyssweettoothrecipes.blogspot.com/

12-13-2007, 09:03 AM	#2
dt3 Still Part Of The Staff Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 18,404 Tokenz: 12,708	Re: Drinking with a Redneck girl

12-13-2007, 09:08 AM	#3
SouthOfHeaven Official OTz Naked Chick Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: sumwhere i belong Posts: 9,971 Tokenz: 27,666	Re: Drinking with a Redneck girl Lmao!!!!! __________________ May all your ups and downs be in bed.

12-13-2007, 10:24 AM	#4
NuckingFuts V.I.P User Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 2,412 Tokenz: 968	Re: Drinking with a Redneck girl Holy shit Amy that was great, and true.

12-13-2007, 12:42 PM	#5
teh_fuzz slap relax! Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 2,355 Tokenz: 21,268	Re: Drinking with a Redneck girl IM OFFENDED!! j/k haha good joke

12-13-2007, 12:44 PM	#6
debbie t Banned Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: loving georgie best.football hero Posts: 6,651 Tokenz: 782	Re: Drinking with a Redneck girl excellent darling..so pc

12-18-2007, 01:48 PM	#7
AUFred Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Prattville, Alabama Posts: 145 Tokenz: 544	so bad __________________ Isaiah 40:31

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