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12-11-2007, 02:49 PM
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| watch it...I bite  Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: CT
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Tokenz: 3,248   |  The chicken and the Horse On the farm lives a chicken and a horse, both of which loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to get the farmer for help. Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched everywhere for the farmer, but to no avail for the farmer had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy to see the chicken arrive on the shining Harley and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end of the rope to the bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon he too began to sink and cried out to the horse to save him! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life. The moral of the story? (Yep, there's a moral!)... When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks!!! though imo a Harley never hurts  
__________________ Life is too short...and can end in a heartbeat...treasure what you have and make the most of it....I count myself a lucky one now more than ever....the past will be the past for me now...no grudges no regrets...I'm alive Last edited by Kat; 12-11-2007 at 03:09 PM. Reason: edited to add side note* |
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12-11-2007, 02:59 PM
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| Member  Join Date: May 2007 Location: Alberta, Canada
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Tokenz: 732 | Re: The chicken and the Horse hahahha i was wondering where that was going. good punch line 
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12-11-2007, 04:14 PM
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| V.I.P User  Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Arizona
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Tokenz: 756 | Re: The chicken and the Horse I have heard this one before. Still funny!
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