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Old 10-25-2007, 12:19 AM   #1
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Default Fake tans!!!!

Well It all started when my sister had a smart idea to get a tan and me being the usual blond. I thought she ment actually getting a tan, BUT i was wrong, she ended up buying an FAKE TAN. I mean how much dumber can u get, but on the other hand fake tans could be good because u won't get skin cancer for falling asleep in the sun. As i was saying, she bought a fake tan because this is her first time buying a fake tanning cream. She didn't know how it works and not to put it on every night after a shower, but she did and after a week.

On the first day of school going back, that's when it started to happen. That is the fake tan started to go wrong she was going ORANGE and all of her friends were looking at her extremerly weird. She didn't know what was going on, untill she had a look in the girls bathroom. Her whole body was orange and when i say orange i don't mean orange as in the fruit orange. I MEAN AS IN AN EXTREAM ORANGE, DARK AND POWEDERY.

From that day on her new nick name is ORANGE !!!!
So if any people want to say any thing about this story please don't be afraid to mention anything, but u can say it was funny

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Old 10-25-2007, 01:41 AM   #2
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Default Re: Fake tans!!!!

When I see alot of these celebrities with their fake tans, that's the first thing I think of: they look orange. There has to be a tanning product that actually works and looks like a real tan for these people who can afford anything they want!
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Old 06-01-2008, 04:44 PM   #3
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Default Re: Fake tans!!!!

That story is just scary, I wear fake tan and i have to say i have never looked orange i dont spend a small fortune either its just getting it on even and using the right product for your skin every person has differnt skin so it will always react differnt.
As for your sister she obviously put to much on fake tan depending on the product usally takes between 10 -12 hours to develop and you only need to put it on the once and you should come out a nice bronzed colour. On the other hand was she wearing makeup on her face? Because that would turn her orange to.

Bad times.
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Old 06-01-2008, 04:52 PM   #4
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Why not spend the time doing it right? hell a tanning salon isnt that expensive.

If you want the look you kind of have to work hard for it to come out right.
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Old 06-01-2008, 04:57 PM   #5
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i was thinking of doing the whole fake tan thing. i'm really white and don't have that much time to lay in the sun
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Old 06-01-2008, 05:00 PM   #6
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Do it right though, there's a lot of prejudice against orange people these days, lol!
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Old 06-01-2008, 05:01 PM   #7
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Default Re: Fake tans!!!!

Tanning beds rule. You don't sweat near as bad as you would outside. No tan lines.

Skin cancer? Hey, something will kill us all eventually. Might as well look good until then.
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Old 06-01-2008, 05:02 PM   #8
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Default Re: Fake tans!!!!

My fake tan costs me 3pounds and it goes on nice
Oh and dont by the dark ones
buy light/med
Im naturally fair
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Old 06-02-2008, 02:16 AM   #9
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Did you not know the whole tan thing is over rated right now?

Pale skin is in!!!
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Old 06-02-2008, 04:52 AM   #10
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Default Re: Fake tans!!!!

thats why you don't get a cheap bottle of lotion, you get a spray tan, instant results good for 2 weeks, and no orange.
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Why is this in the guest area???

Anywho...I say go w/ the fake tans if you just HAVE to be tan. These women that wanna look good by tanning out in the sun will regret it when they're in their mid-30s and their face resembles a leather bag.
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When I spray tanned, I went to a place-- cost like $30- and had someone spray me... Looked natural as far as I'm concerned... Whattaya think Tasha--- I was sprayed tanned before I came to WR
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Default Re: Fake tans!!!!

ya.. you shouldn't go orange unless you're like PALE white and you slather on a DARK lotion.. that's funny tho.. it kinda ruins the point of having a tan if everyone knows you fake it..... kinda like an orgasm if you think about it...
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Did you not know the whole tan thing is over rated right now?

Pale skin is in!!!
lol I'm pale all year.
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