morning love making

Mrs Behavin · 09-27-2007, 09:08 AM

Tyrone asked his work buddy, Robert, one morning, "Man, why you always so damn happy when you come to work every day?"

Robert replied, "That's because I make love to my wife every morning before work."

Amazed, Tyrone asked him how he gets his wife to make love to him every morning.

"That's easy," Robert said. "I just tell her this little poem that I made up. She loves it!.

It goes like this: "Blond hair, blond hair, eyes so blue. I love waking up and making love to you!"

Tyrone said, "Man, you white guys are so damn sentimental." But he decided it wouldn't hurt to give it a try. So he spent the rest of the day thinking of a poem for his wife. The next day Tyrone showed up to work just beat to hell, bruised eyes, broken nose, fat lip, the works!!

Robert asked, "Man, what happened to you?!"

Tyrone said, "I don't know, man. I went home and tried your advice. I just told her a poem."

"Well, what poem did you tell her?"

Tyrone said:

"Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog. If'n I could roll your fat ass over, I'd hump you like a dog!"

sundvlfn88 · 09-27-2007, 02:38 PM

Too funny.

Thebest · 09-27-2007, 02:49 PM

That's hilarious!

Jersey · 09-27-2007, 02:55 PM

haaha nice one amy!

09-27-2007, 03:07 PM

Omg...Now come clean the soda off my monitor!

AUDRAA · 09-27-2007, 05:04 PM

hahahahahahaha

09-27-2007, 09:08 AM	#1
Mrs Behavin Moderator Staff Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hot Springs Arkansas Posts: 20,382 Tokenz: 11,242	morning love making Tyrone asked his work buddy, Robert, one morning, "Man, why you always so damn happy when you come to work every day?" Robert replied, "That's because I make love to my wife every morning before work." Amazed, Tyrone asked him how he gets his wife to make love to him every morning. "That's easy," Robert said. "I just tell her this little poem that I made up. She loves it!. It goes like this: "Blond hair, blond hair, eyes so blue. I love waking up and making love to you!" Tyrone said, "Man, you white guys are so damn sentimental." But he decided it wouldn't hurt to give it a try. So he spent the rest of the day thinking of a poem for his wife. The next day Tyrone showed up to work just beat to hell, bruised eyes, broken nose, fat lip, the works!! Robert asked, "Man, what happened to you?!" Tyrone said, "I don't know, man. I went home and tried your advice. I just told her a poem." "Well, what poem did you tell her?" Tyrone said: "Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog. If'n I could roll your fat ass over, I'd hump you like a dog!" __________________ http://amyssweettoothrecipes.blogspot.com/ http://dumasgang.blogspot.com/

09-27-2007, 02:38 PM	#2
sundvlfn88 Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Arizona Posts: 5,011 Tokenz: 858	Re: morning love making Too funny. __________________ RODEO, THE FIRST REAL EXTREME SPORT!!

09-27-2007, 02:49 PM	#3
Thebest V.I.P User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: SPARTAAAAA!!! Posts: 939 Tokenz: 618	Re: morning love making That's hilarious! __________________

09-27-2007, 03:07 PM	#5
NightWarrior Guest Posts: n/a Tokenz: 0 [Check]	Re: morning love making Omg...Now come clean the soda off my monitor!

09-27-2007, 05:04 PM	#6
AUDRAA My heart belongs to a Jersey boy Senior Staff Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 18,737 Tokenz: 21,766	Re: morning love making hahahahahahaha __________________

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