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09-21-2007, 02:37 AM
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| Member  Join Date: May 2007 Location: Oakdale, Nebraska
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Tokenz: 1,436   |  the most functional english word.....! THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit,or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can c arry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!! You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit! Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head........... Well, Shit Happens!!!
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09-21-2007, 03:05 AM
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| King Of Cunts  Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Harlow, Essex, England
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Tokenz: 110,915 |  Re: the most functional english word.....! Well shit, thats some good shit there! 
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09-22-2007, 10:55 PM
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| Banned Join Date: Feb 2005
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09-23-2007, 10:22 PM
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| aka CB  Join Date: Sep 2007
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Tokenz: 647 | Re: the most functional english word.....! " You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit." Lotta shit there, that reminds me of shrimps a la Forrest Gump: Bubba: Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.
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09-25-2007, 12:17 AM
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| Minor  Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: I live alone with my mom in a tiny little house in the center of nowhere.
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Tokenz: 324 | Re: the most functional english word.....! Well I guess you can't help but agree with that...but what about face? I say face head, face pants, shit face. I can make face go with pretty much everything :/
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