Girls night out

Mrs Behavin · 07-05-2007, 07:42 PM

Girls Night Out...

The other night, I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise," were my last words.

The hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily and around 3 a.m. we piled into a cab and headed to our respective homes, quite inebriated.

Just as I walked through the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times!

Realizing that my husband would probably wake up to this, I quickly cuckooed another 9 times. I was quit pleased with myself for coming up with such a quick witted solution to cover up my tardiness. Even with my impaired judgment, I could count 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos equaled 12 cuckoos!

The next morning, my husband asked me what time I got in, and confidently, I replied, "Midnight...like I promised." He didn't even raise and eyebrow and went on reading the morning paper! Phew! Got away with that one!

After a moment, he then replied, "I think we might need a new cuckoo clock."

A bit nervously, I asked him why, to which he responded:

"Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, 'Oh, crap,' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

GuesSAngel · 07-05-2007, 07:44 PM

haha that was cute

sundvlfn88 · 07-05-2007, 07:47 PM

Ha Ha lol

07-05-2007, 07:42 PM	#1
Mrs Behavin Moderator Staff Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hot Springs Arkansas Posts: 20,382 Tokenz: 11,243	Girls night out Girls Night Out... The other night, I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise," were my last words. The hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily and around 3 a.m. we piled into a cab and headed to our respective homes, quite inebriated. Just as I walked through the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times! Realizing that my husband would probably wake up to this, I quickly cuckooed another 9 times. I was quit pleased with myself for coming up with such a quick witted solution to cover up my tardiness. Even with my impaired judgment, I could count 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos equaled 12 cuckoos! The next morning, my husband asked me what time I got in, and confidently, I replied, "Midnight...like I promised." He didn't even raise and eyebrow and went on reading the morning paper! Phew! Got away with that one! After a moment, he then replied, "I think we might need a new cuckoo clock." A bit nervously, I asked him why, to which he responded: "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, 'Oh, crap,' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted." __________________ http://amyssweettoothrecipes.blogspot.com/ http://dumasgang.blogspot.com/

07-05-2007, 07:44 PM	#2
GuesSAngel The newest, greatest mom in the world Staff Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: PA Posts: 14,780 Tokenz: 22,569	Re: Girls night out haha that was cute __________________ Proud mommy...best thing I've ever been called

07-05-2007, 07:47 PM	#3
sundvlfn88 Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Arizona Posts: 5,011 Tokenz: 858	Re: Girls night out Ha Ha lol __________________ RODEO, THE FIRST REAL EXTREME SPORT!!

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