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Old 06-13-2007, 04:48 PM   #1
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A man walked into a bar.. sat down and order a drink..he started to drink his beer... a older fellow came up to him and said.. I licked on your momma’s tits!

The man lower’d his head and shook in shame.. 10 mins later the older fellow came up and said...I fucked your momma in her mouth!!!

The man shooked his head again and kept drinking..10 more mins passed and the old fellow came back and said...I Fucked your momma in the ass!!!!!!

The man finally got tired of it and said..."DAMMIT dad go home your fucking drunk!"


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Old 06-19-2007, 03:05 AM   #2
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lol!!! this is good!!!! hahahaha
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Old 06-19-2007, 08:25 AM   #3
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hahahaha!
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Really good one
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Nice one lol!!!
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