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Old 06-13-2007, 12:23 PM   #1
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Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of lunch the junior partner slaps his forehead."Damn," he says. "I forgot to lock the office safe before we left." His partner replies " What are you worried about? We're both here."
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Old 06-13-2007, 12:24 PM   #2
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cool huh...
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Old 06-13-2007, 04:55 PM   #3
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not really funny at all.
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not really funny at all.

I have to agree with you, I missed the punch line...
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Ummmm
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Old 06-13-2007, 10:12 PM   #6
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he was insinuating that either employee was worried about the other one stealing, but it didnt matter because they were both outside

Still not funny at all.
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Where's their office? Looks like easy money at lunchtime!!
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ahhh okay...
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lol!!!
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I think his joke was about lawyers not being honest and trustworthy persons.
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