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06-13-2007, 11:59 AM
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| Member  Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Africa, Nigeria
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Tokenz: 281  |  Brand New A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. He finally gets himself to the doctor. He says, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancee is still a virgin." The doc said, "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided splint, held together with surgical wire. It was an impressive work of art. The guy mentions none of this to his girlfriend. They marry and on their honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he ever saw them. She says, "You are the first, no one has ever touched these breasts." He pulls down his pants, whips out his splinted cock and says, "Look at this beauty, it's still in the CRATE!" |
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06-13-2007, 12:04 PM
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| Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Africa, Nigeria
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Tokenz: 281 |  Re: Brand New ha ha ha... |
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06-13-2007, 02:19 PM
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| Member  Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Arizona
Posts: 5,012
Tokenz: 895  | Re: Brand New lol I have heard that one
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