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06-10-2007, 02:27 AM
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| V.I.P User  Join Date: Jun 2006
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Tokenz: 1,299   |  The Broken Mower The Broken Mower When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cuttin g the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway." The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. Moral to this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.  |
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06-10-2007, 02:36 AM
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| Member  Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: CT
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Tokenz: 4,067 | Re: The Broken Mower lmao oh god that makes 2 more i need to rep you for already |
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