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Old 06-08-2007, 05:32 PM   #1
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Default Dental Hygiene

A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting right
outside of the ladies dressing room for his Mom to come out.

While waiting, the little boy gets bored and just when his Mom
comes walking out she sees her son sliding his hand up a
mannequin's skirt.

"Get your hand out of there!" she shouts. "Don't you know that
women have teeth down there?"

The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky
stars he didn't get bitten!

For the next ten years, this little boy grows up believing all
women have teeth between their legs.

When he's 16, he gets a girlfriend. One night, while her parents
are out of town, she invites him over for a little action.

After an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she says,
"You know, you could go a little further if you want."

"What do you mean?" he asks.

"Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she says, pointing
to her crotch.

"Hell no," he cries, "you've got teeth down there!"

"Don't be ridiculous," she responds, "there's no teeth down
there."

"Yes, there are," he says, "my Mom told me so."

"No, there aren't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself."

With that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a little peek."

"No, I'm sorry", he says. "My Mom already told me that ALL women
have teeth down there."

"Oh for crying out loud!" she cries. She whips off her panties,
throws her legs behind her head, and says, "LOOK, I DON'T have any
teeth down there."

The boy takes a good long look and replies, "Well, with the
condition of those gums, I'm not surprised!"
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