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Old 06-03-2007, 01:24 PM   #1
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Lipstick

According to a news report, a certain
private school in Cork was recently
faced with a unique problem.

A number of 12-year-old girls were
beginning to use lipstick and would
put it
on in the bathroom.

That was fine, but after they put on
their lipstick they would press their
lips to the mirror leaving dozens of
little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man would
remove them and the next day the girls
would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that
something had to be done.

She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with
the
maintenance man.

She explained that all these lip prints
were causing a major problem for the
custodian who had to clean the mirrors
every night.

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors,
she asked
the
maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee,
dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned
the mirror with it.

Since then,
there have been no lip prints on the mirror.


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Old 06-03-2007, 01:28 PM   #2
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hahaha that's just gross...i would have threw up on him. but i also would have learned my lesson! lol
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Old 06-03-2007, 03:13 PM   #3
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Lesson learned! lol
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Lmao.. A point well made.
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Now that was just awesome.
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gross, nd funny
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Old 06-07-2007, 03:20 PM   #7
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Bet those mirrors are the cleanest out of all the schools around
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