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06-01-2007, 07:10 PM
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| Moderator Staff  Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hot Springs Arkansas
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Tokenz: 12,131   |  Grandpa gets oral The young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex. He asked how often you should have it. His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it all the time...and maybe do it several times a day. Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so. Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year...maybe on your anniversary. The young fellow then asked his grandfather, "Well how about you and Grandma now?" His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex now." "What's oral sex?" the young fellow asked. "Well," Grandpa said, "She goes to bed in her bedroom and I go to bed in my bedroom. She yells, 'Screw You', and I holler back, 'Screw You too!'" |
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06-05-2007, 05:41 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: NJ
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Tokenz: 114 | Re: Grandpa gets oral lol, that was funny
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