Rectal Deodorant

Mrs Behavin · 06-01-2007, 03:29 PM

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant... and that in fact he's never heard of it before.
The blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store for years and needs some more.
"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But I always get it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container it comes in?" asks the pharmacist.
"Yes!" said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: "To apply, push up bottom."

Boomer · 06-01-2007, 04:18 PM

LOL good stuff!

TheOriginalJames · 06-01-2007, 06:57 PM

I heard that on the radio the other day.

sundvlfn88 · 06-01-2007, 07:58 PM

Too funny!! good one!

dt3 · 06-01-2007, 09:16 PM

Oh damn!

ervis3h18 · 06-05-2007, 05:39 AM

lmao!

Maritxu · 06-05-2007, 06:53 AM

hahah Good one

06-01-2007, 03:29 PM	#1
Mrs Behavin Moderator Staff Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hot Springs Arkansas Posts: 20,802 Tokenz: 12,131	Rectal Deodorant A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant... and that in fact he's never heard of it before. The blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store for years and needs some more. "I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any." "But I always get it here," says the blonde. "Do you have the container it comes in?" asks the pharmacist. "Yes!" said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it." She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant." Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: "To apply, push up bottom." __________________ http://amyssweettoothrecipes.blogspot.com/ http://dumasgang.blogspot.com/

06-01-2007, 04:18 PM	#2
Boomer Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Houston Texas Posts: 14,317 Tokenz: 16,854	Re: Rectal Deodorant LOL good stuff! __________________ Horseman #4 Fuckos!!!

06-01-2007, 06:57 PM	#3
TheOriginalJames Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 24,729	Re: Rectal Deodorant I heard that on the radio the other day.

06-01-2007, 07:58 PM	#4
sundvlfn88 Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Arizona Posts: 5,012 Tokenz: 895	Re: Rectal Deodorant Too funny!! good one! __________________ RODEO, THE FIRST REAL EXTREME SPORT!!

06-01-2007, 09:16 PM	#5
dt3 Horseman #2 Staff Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 19,222 Tokenz: 5,572	Re: Rectal Deodorant Oh damn! __________________ Charter Member of The Conservatives In Exile 11/5/2008

06-05-2007, 05:39 AM	#6
ervis3h18 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: NJ Posts: 142 Tokenz: 114	Re: Rectal Deodorant lmao! __________________ This Is An ADDICTION

06-05-2007, 06:53 AM	#7
Maritxu OTz's Official Spanish Hottie Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Spain Posts: 3,206 Tokenz: 1,112	Re: Rectal Deodorant hahah Good one __________________ "They came first for the Communists, And I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Communist; And then they came for the trade unionists, And I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a trade unionist; And then they came for the Jews, And I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Jew; And then . . . they came for me . . . And by that time there was no one left to speak up."

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