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Old 05-31-2007, 12:41 PM   #1
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Default Little Jhonny - Psychiatrist

Little johny went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed,
I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy."

"Put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to
me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears."

"How much do you charge?"

"Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor."

"I'll sleep on it," said johny.

Six months later the doctor met Johny on the street."Why didn't you ever
come to see about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist.

"Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot
of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all
that money I went and bought me a new pickup!"

"Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!"
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Default Re: Little Jhonny - Psychiatrist

Bwahahaha.
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Default Re: Little Jhonny - Psychiatrist

lmao, smart bartender
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Ha Ha
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haha pwned
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