| ||
| | #1 |
| Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Hearts
Posts: 643
Tokenz: 2,072 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Little johny went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor." "I'll sleep on it," said johny. Six months later the doctor met Johny on the street."Why didn't you ever come to see about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist. "Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money I went and bought me a new pickup!" "Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!" |
| | |
| | #2 | |
| Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida
Posts: 4,887
Tokenz: 6,359 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Bwahahaha.
__________________ Quote:
SAW V - You won't believe how it ends | |
| | |
| | #3 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: NJ
Posts: 142
Tokenz: 114 ![]() | lmao, smart bartender |
| | |
| | #4 |
| Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Arizona
Posts: 5,012
Tokenz: 895 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Ha Ha
__________________ RODEO, THE FIRST REAL EXTREME SPORT!! |
| | |
| | #5 |
| V.I.P User Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 2,529
Tokenz: 696 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | haha pwned |
| | |