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05-23-2007, 10:03 AM
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| Moderator Staff  Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hot Springs Arkansas
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Tokenz: 12,139   |  Someone's raising their kid right! One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain Evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy, "Tommy do you see the tree outside?" TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside? TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky. TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later), Yes, I saw the sky. TEACHER: Did you see God up there? TOMMY: No. TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. Possibly he just doesn't exist. A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed, and the little girl asked the boy: Tommy, do you see the tree outside? TOMMY: Yes. LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside? TOMMY: Yessssss! LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky? TOMMY: Yessssss! LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher? TOMMY: Yes LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain? TOMMY: No LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she possibly may not even have one!  (You Go Girl!) |
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05-25-2007, 01:14 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: NJ
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Tokenz: 114 |  Re: Someone's raising their kid right! lmao, thats smart little girl
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05-26-2007, 12:19 AM
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Tokenz: 43,587 | Re: Someone's raising their kid right! lmfao nice!!
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05-26-2007, 01:38 AM
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Tokenz: 501 | Re: Someone's raising their kid right! I'm atheist, and that's quality right there! funny
__________________ <)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))#  "Yeah, that dood looks like he will eat the cookies, fuck yer mom, break the milk glass and stab yer pops with it" --Boomer |
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06-05-2007, 10:48 AM
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Tokenz: 281 |  Re: Someone's raising their kid right! hey, good one |
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06-05-2007, 11:23 AM
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| OTz's Official Spanish Hottie  Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Spain
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Tokenz: 1,112 | Re: Someone's raising their kid right! Haha, what a smart girl
__________________ "They came first for the Communists, And I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Communist; And then they came for the trade unionists, And I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a trade unionist; And then they came for the Jews, And I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Jew; And then . . . they came for me . . . And by that time there was no one left to speak up." |
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06-05-2007, 09:37 PM
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Tokenz: 696 | Re: Someone's raising their kid right! haha thats awesome |
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06-08-2007, 03:39 PM
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06-08-2007, 06:59 PM
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