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Old 05-16-2007, 07:31 PM   #1
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A 19-year-old Arkansas man has been charged with injury to a child after police say his 2-month-old daughter was burned when he placed her in a microwave.

Joshua Mauldin was in the Galveston County jail in Texas early Wednesday. Mauldin, whose bond is set at $250,000, is set to go before a grand jury today.

He faces a charge of injury to a child, causing serious bodily harm. The charge carries a possible prison term of five to 99 years, as well as a fine of up to $10,000.

Doctors treated third-degree burns the infant suffered to the left side of her face and left hand. Maudlin arrived at a Galveston hotel last week along with the baby, his wife and mother. He called 911 on Thursday, saying that his baby had been burned in the hotel room when he tripped while carrying a pot of hot water to make coffee.
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Old 05-16-2007, 07:35 PM   #2
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the first thing that popped into my head was a dead baby joke
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Old 05-16-2007, 08:42 PM   #3
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Ok let's beat the shit outta him, stupid MFer.
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Old 05-16-2007, 09:28 PM   #4
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Put his ass in the electric chair and see how much he likes it....
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*shakes head*
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what the hell was he thinking??????????? I would have sliced his throat if I was the mother.
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Old 05-16-2007, 11:14 PM   #7
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What I would do, Tie a rope around is Ball Sack and send him out the 10th floor window....
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This part I don't understand:

The charge carries a possible prison term of five to 99 years


5 to 99? 94 years difference! I'd give him the 99, so at least if they knocked any years off, he'd be in there awhile. If he gets 5 years, they might even reduce it to a fine and time served. WTF?!!
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some people are so sick! *in shock*
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Old 05-17-2007, 09:42 AM   #11
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there's your explanation.
What does him being from Arkansas have to do with it? There are millions of psychos everywhere in the United States
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Old 05-17-2007, 10:55 AM   #12
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Default Re: Man Accused Of Burning Baby In Microwave

i thought we had the safe haven law to avoid crap like this. wtf is wrong with people?
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Default Re: Man Accused Of Burning Baby In Microwave

I would glue broken glass and metal scraps to the walls inside of a moving truck. Then throw him back there naked and start doin donuts untill he is in a liquid state.
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i figured out the problem! He was in Galveston! This is the 2nd or 3rd time in as many years people have been arrested in Galveston County for putting babies in microwaves! There is something in the water down there folks
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Damn, that guy is twisted.

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